“Alcohol—Becasue no good/great story starts with someone eating a salad” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. “ALCOHOL—Because no good story starts with ‘So…I was eating a salad…’” was cited in print in 2010.
“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad” was cited on Twitter on September 6, 2011. “Alcohol, because no great story starts with someone eating a salad” was cited on Twitter on September 24, 2011.
“Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee” is a similar saying.
JoyReactor
anon
16:00:00; 30 Mar 2010
ALCOHOL
Because no good story starts with “So…I was eating a salad…”
JoyReactor
anon
16:00:00; 30 Mar 2010
VODKA
BECAUSE NO GOOD STORY STARTS WITH
“THAT ONE TIME I ATE A SALAD”
Twitter
Belinda R.
@DuchessBells
Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad.
10:40 AM - 6 Sep 2011
Twitter
Lauren Heres
@laurenheres
Alcohol, because no great story starts with someone eating a salad
10:21 PM - 24 Sep 2011
Twitter
Court✨
@courtneysmallze
Alcohol: because no good story starts with someone eating a salad
7:19 PM - 5 Oct 2011
WeKnowMemes
Alcohol Because No Good Story Starts With That One Time I Ate A Salad
– NOVEMBER 11, 2011
Facebook
Alcohol - Because no good story starts with “That one time I ate a Salad”
Joined Facebook 11/11/2011
Twitter
Ankita
@devils_disciple
ALCOHOL…. Because no great story starts with “someone eating a salad…”
4:47 AM - 23 Jan 2012
reddit
No great story starts with a salad, huh? (i.imgur.com)
submitted November 2, 2012 by deejay_reich
WeKnowMemes
Alcohol Because No Great Story Starts With A Salad.
– NOVEMBER 19, 2012