A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Dear autocorrect. It’s never duck. It’s NEVER duck” (6/14)
“Old men living in a swamp dispensing executive orders is no basis for a system of government” (6/14)
“Don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again” (6/14)
“Next time you’re afraid to share ideas, remember someone once said in a meeting…” (6/14)
“Dear Autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt” (6/14)
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Raaaaacism or Raaaaacist ("There are five A's in 'raaaaacism'")

Rabbi Hole (rabbi + rabbit hole)

Rabbit Town (Stuyvesant Town-Peter Cooper Village)

Rabbits (dollars, or any fiat currency that can be printed in large amounts)

"Rabbits or tigers?"

Racer (race + -er)

"Racetrack -- A place where the windows clean the people"

"Racing improves the breed"

"Racist: An individual who wins an argument against a liberal"

"Racist: Anyone who wins an argument against a liberal"

"Racist: Someone who wins an argument against a liberal"

Racquet Club (cocktail)

Radio Row or Electronics District (Lower Manhattan)

Radio Row or Electronics District (Cortlandt Street)

Radio Row (radio area at major sporting event)

Radio Row (radio area at major sporting event)

RadioShaft or Radio Shaft (RadioShack or Radio Shack nickname)

RadioSlack or Radio Slack (RadioShack or Radio Shack nickname)

"Radio stations will interrupt the music to let you know the music is uninterrupted"

Radio (tuna fish sandwich)

Radish Communist (red on the outside, white on the inside)

Ragamuffin Day

"Raggy rope, don't be a dope" (poison ivy adage)

Raging Moderate

Ragpickers' Row (59 Baxter Street)

Rags to Riches


Ragtime Rialto (West 28th Street)

Ragtime Rialto (West 28th Street, also called "Tin Pan Alley")

Raider Rash

"Rain makes grain"

Rainbow Bagel

Rainbow Jihad

"Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock"

"Raise chickens, not taxes"

"Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear yo

"Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand in tweets"

"Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand on Twitter"

"Raise your kids in Midland; raise hell in Odessa"

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues"

"Raisins are just elderly grapes"

"Raisins are just grape jerky"

"Raisins are just grape mummies"

"Raisins are just zombie grapes"

Rally Tuesday

RAMBO (Right After Manhattan Bridge Overpass)

Remakequel (remake + prequel/sequel)

Ramen Burger

"Ramen is just alphabet soup in cursive"

"Ramen is just anime spaghetti"

"Ramen is just Japanese spaghetti"

"Ramen makes me happy. You, not so much"

"Ramen noodles are alphabet soup in cursive"

"Ramen. -- Scooby Doo ending a prayer"

Ramenrrito (ramen + burrito)

"Ramps are just boneless stairs"

Rams (Fordham University teams)

"Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg"

Ranahan (or Ranny)

Ranch Burger (Ranchburger; Ranchero Burger)

"Ranch dressing is a blessing"

"Ranch dressing is just American tzatziki"

"Ranch dressing is just flavored mayonnaise"

"Ranch dressing is just seasoned mayonnaise"

"Ranch dressing is just spicy mayonnaise"

Ranch Dressing (Ranch Salad Dressing; Ranch Dip)

"Ranch is just boneless bleu cheese"

"Ranch is just boneless blue cheese"

Ranchburger (ranch house)

Ranchify (add ranch dressing to food)

Ranchion (ranch + mansion)

Ranchion (ranch + mansion)

Ranchize or Ranchise (add ranch dressing to food)

Ranchocado (ranch dressing + avocado)

Random Act of Journalism

Random Acts of Pizza

Ranger Cookies

"Rap is 75% crap"

"Rap is all about poor people bragging about being rich"

Rapefugee (rape + refugee)

"Rappers pretend they have more money than the really do; country singers that they have less"

"Rapping about how the Big Apple is outta sight" (The Last Poets, 1969-1970)

"Rapping about how the Big Apple is outta sight" (The Last Poets, 1969-1970)

"Rapunzel was quarantined and met her future husband so let’s think positively here"

Raspberry Effect

Rat Cheer ("right here")

Rat Pack

Rat Rock (Central Park)

"Rated G - The good guy gets the girl; R - The bad guy gets the girl; X - Everyone gets the girl"

Rathole ("money down the rathole")

"Rats will gain immortality before humans because whatever we come up with will be tested on them"

Rats With Antlers (deer nickname)

Rattlesnake Code (Rattlesnake's Code)

"Ravioli are just candy Gushers"

"Ravioli are just cheese Gushers"

"Ravioli are just Italian dumplings, and dumplings are just Chinese ravioli"

"Ravioli are just Italian Gushers"

"Ravioli are just meat Gushers"

"Ravioli are just pasta Gushers"

"Ravioli are just savory Gushers"

"Ravioli are just spaghetti Gushers"

"Ravioli look like pregnant postage stamps"

"Raviolis are like lasagna pockets"

Raw Dog Oxygen (breathing without a face mask)

Ray's Pizza (started by Ralph)

Razzleberry Pie

Rocky Road (ice cream)

Re-Re-Elect (third term election)


"Read Mises, not Marx"

"Read the ingredients in the food before you buy it? You must be an anti-fooder!"


"Reading can seriously damage your ignorance"

"Reading is a discount ticket to everywhere"

"Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework"

"Ready, Freddy" ("Ready, Freddie")

"Ready, Willing & Able" (Doe Fund)

"Real as Colby cheese"

"Real bacon has curves"

"Real barrel of laughs" (someone/something not funny)

Real. East Texas. Living. (Longview slogan)

"Real estate agents believe in doing good deeds"

"Real estate agents imply the existence of fake estate agents"

"Real estate is a relationship business" (real estate adage)

Real Estatesman (Austin American-Statesman nickname)

"Real girls eat meat"

"Real heroes don't wear capes -- they wear dog tags"

"Real medicine comes from the earth. not from a lab"

"Real men don't have Xboxes, they got toolboxes and tackleboxes"

"Real men wear aprons"

"Real Targét has to be from the Targét region of France, otherwise, it's just sparkling Walmart"

Real Texas Baseball (Texas Rangers slogan)

"Real Wood Furniture at Incredible Prices" (Gothic Cabinet Craft)

"Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine"

Realize It Can Happen ("rich" backronym)

Realville (a town in the real world)

"Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic" (a futile or pointless activity in a losing situation)

Rears, Sawbuck & Co. (Sears, Roebuck and Company nickname)

Rears, Sobuck & Co. (Sears, Roebuck and Company nickname)

Reasonoid (Reason Magazine reader nickname)

"Reasons to get out of bed: food"

"Reasons why fall is #1:...bugs have returned to hell where they belong"

Rebalancing Day (Rebal Day)

"Rebounding translates (from college basketball to the pros)"

Recession Special (reduced-price food)

"Recessions catch what auditors miss"

Recessipe (recession recipe)

"Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy...'

"Recipe for an atomic salad: protons, neutrons, electrons and croutons"

"Recipe for ice cream soup -- one part ice cream, three parts waiting"

"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school..."

"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school..."

"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Have kids 2) Make coffee 3) Forget you made coffee 4) Drink it cold"

"Recipe for Irish stew: Drink the Guinness, forget about the stew" (joke)

"Recipe for Prime Rib: Salt, pepper, and butter. Cook for 2, 3, 5, 7 or 11 minutes"

"Recipe for Triscuits: Finely chop one scarecrow. Salt to taste"

"Recipe said to 'Chill in the fridge for two hours.' I nearly died"

"Recipes are like online dates. They never look like the picture"

"Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking"

"Recognize it, admit it, learn from it, and forget it" (handling a mistake)

Recon Chip (chip used to take a broken chip out of the dip)

"Records are made to be broken"

"Recovery is a process, not an event"

"Recruiting is a lot like shaving -- miss one day and it shows" (college athletic recruiting)

Rectum Rocket (White Castle hamburger nickname)

Red Apple Supermarket (supermarket chain, 1971-present)

Red Ass

Red Beans and Rice

Red Beans and Rice

"Red beans and ricely yours"

"Red beans and ricely yours"

"Red Bull and Vodka. Because you want to be wide awake for this mistake"

"Red Bull gives you wings. Vodka gives you 4x4"

Red Cajun (redneck + Cajun)

Red Cent

Red Diamond (goji berry nickname)

Red Diaper Baby (child of Communists)

Red Double Cross; Red Double Crossed (Red Cross + double-cross)

"Red equals green" or "Red means green" (professional wrestling adage)

Red-Eye Gravy (Redeye Gravy; Red Gravy; Red Ham Gravy)

Red Flannel Hash

Red Grapefruit (State Fruit)

Red Hook (cocktail)

Red Hooker (inhabitant of Red Hook, Brooklyn)

Red Hots

Red Ink (cheap red wine)

Red Light District

"Red lips and wine sips"

Red Mike and Violets (corned beef and cabbage)

"Red or Green (or Christmas)?" (red sauce, green sauce, or half-red and half-green chile sauce)

Red River Rivalry (Texas Longhorns vs. Oklahoma Sooners)

Red Square (and the Lenin statue)

Red State/Blue State

Red Taco

Red Tag Sale

Red Tail Hawk Capital (Kaufman nickname)

Red Velvet Cake

"Red, white and barbecue"

"Red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you"

"Red, white and booze" ("Red, white and boozed")

"Red, white and brew"

"Red wine and fish don't mix. In fact, mine died"

"Red wine is the best lip stain"

"Red wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together"

Redbird and Brightliner trains

Redmen, Red Storm (St. John's teams)

Redneck Rock (Progressive Country)

"Reduce, reuse, recycle" (waste management's "three Rs")

Redwash (communist red + whitewash)

Redwash (redskin + whitewash)

Reeking Regatta (Buffalo Bayou Regatta nickname)

"Reese’s are chocolate ravioli with peanut butter filling"

Referette (female referee)

Reflecting Absence (World Trade Center Memorial)

"Reform Judaism is the Democratic Party platform with religious holidays thrown in"

Reformicon (reform conservative)

Reformocon (reform conservative)

"Refried beans are like Mexican mashed potatoes"

"Refried beans are technically beanut butter"

"Refried beans are the mashed potatoes of Mexican food"

Refrigerator Jenga


Reggae Carifest

"Register Communists, not firearms"

Rego Parker (inhabitant of Rego Park, Queens)

Rego Parkistan or Regostan (Rego Park)

"Regular barrel of laughs" (someone/something not funny)

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving"

"Regular workers must wear small face shields. Managers get to use the super-visors"

"Rehab is for quitters"

Reich-wing (Third Reich + right wing)

Reindeer Chow (cereal snack)

"Reinvent the wheel" (to do work unnecessarily when it has already been done)

"Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches"

"Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y"

"Relationships are like wine. They get better with age, or turn to vinegar"

"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew" (RDWHAHB)

Relief Rally

"Relievers are relievers for a reason" (baseball adage)

"Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right"

"Religion is for people who are afraid of hell; spirituality is for people who've been there"

"Religion: When grown ass adults argue about who has the better invisible friend"

"Religious dogma is doing what we are told, no matter what is right"

Religitics (religion + politics)

"Relish is just pickle salsa"

"Relish today, ketchup tomorrow"

"Remain calm in every situation because peace equals power"

Remax Ballunar Liftoff Festival (Houston)

Remdeathivir (Remdesivir nickname)

"Remember back before OnlyFans, when our moms sold Avon and Tupperware?"

"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?"

"Remember before the internet when we thought people were dumb because they didn’t have access to information?"

"Remember DO NOT grab another person's facemask. It's a 15-yard penalty and an automatic 1st down"

"Remember...if all the headlines are identical, it's not news, it's advertising"

"Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid"

"Remember if your flight gets cancelled most airports have a secret fleet of backup planes..."

"Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"

"Remember, it didn't start with gas chambers. It started with politicians dividing people..."

"Remember kids, don't play with fireworks. Leave it to the adults who have been drinking"

"Remember last year on St. Patrick's Day? Yeah, me neither"

"Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks"

"Remember, Mother's Day is for moms, not men in dresses -- Your day is April 1st"

"Remember Noah and the ark, when it rained 40 days and 40 nights?" (Texas weather joke)

"Remember November" ("Remember in November")

"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida"

"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Texas"

"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's today"

"Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws?"

"Remember the à la mode!" (pie à la mode)

"Remember the Alamo!"

"Remember, the 'F' in physics stands for fun"

"Remember the Neediest" (New York Times Christmas Appeal)

"Remember, the ones really in control are never elected"

"Remember, the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance..."

"Remember the tea-kettle -- though up to its neck in hot water, it still sings"

"Remember those who served before. Remember those who are no more..." (Memorial Day poem)

"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st"

"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 2nd"

"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week"

"Remember what the valet who parked your car looks like. We don't have valet parking"

"Remember when everyone knew pro wrestling was fake and they finally admitted it..."

"Remember when everything sucked, and then the government solved all our problems? Me neither"

"Remember when global banking cartels screwing over the world was a conspiracy theory?"

"Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now..."

"Remember when teachers used to say, 'You won't have a calculator everywhere you go'?"

"Remember when the colonists stood in line to register their muskets? Me either"

"Remember when the colonists stood in line to register their muskets? Me neither"

"Remember when we treated the flu with chicken soup, saltines and warm tea instead of communism?"

"Remember when we used to get our 'fake news' from the National Enquirer instead of CNN, NBC..."

"Remember when you would get kicked out of a nightclub for experimenting with untested drugs?"

"Remember wishing the weekend would last forever? Happy now?" (quarantine joke)

"Reminder: Communism is when ugly deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal then rob and/or kill all successful people..."

"Rendebooze (n): A designated time and place to go and drink with your friends"

Rendez-Vous With French Cinema

Rent-a-Crowd (Rent-a-Mob)

"Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother's Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?"

"Rent is dollars for quarters"

Renwick Row or English Terrace Row (West 10th Street, Manhattan)


Repeater (a reporter who repeats rather than reports)

"Repetition makes reputation, and reputation makes customers"

"Replace excuses with effort, replace laziness with determination, and everything falls into place"

Replyallcalypse (Reply All + Apocalypse)

Reporterette (female reporter)

"Reporters are never on vacation" (journalism adage)

Repubican or Repube (Republican party nickname)

Republic of Brooklyn

"Republicans and Democrats on the debt are like two drunks arguing over a bar bill on the Titanic"

Republican Elephant

Republican Party (1854)

"Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one gives a damn about you"

"Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one gives a shit about you"

"Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one of them gives a fuck about you"

"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July; Democrats believe every day is April 15th"

"Republicans campaign like Libertarians and govern like Democrats"

"Republicans fear their base; Democrats despise their base"

"Republicans vote on Tuesday, Democrats vote on Wednesday" (joke)

"Republicans want a leader; Democrats want a meeting"

Republicant or Republican't (Republican + can't)

Republico (Politico nickname)

Republicon (Republican + con)

Republicrat (Republican + Democrat)

Republicreep (Republican + creep)

Republicunt (Republican + cunt)

Republinut (Republican + nut)

Republitard (Republican + retard)

Republitarian (Republican + libertarian)

Republocrat (Republican + Democrat)

Repuglican or Repug (Republican party nickname)

Repugnican or Repug (Republican party nickname)

Repuke (Republican party nickname)

Repulsican (repulsive + Republican)

"Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog"

"Researchers discover that bombing people causes them to hate you"

"Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies"

Residual Income Creates Happiness ("rich" backronym)

Resi-mercial (residential-commercial)

Resimercial (residential-commercial)

"Resist. Defy. Do not comply"

"Resist every day or cease to exist"

"Resist or cease to exist"

"Resistance to tyranny comes with consequences. But so does submission. Choose your consequence"

"Resistance to tyranny comes with consequences. But so does submission. Choose your consequences"

Resluglican or Reslug (Republican + slug)

Resolutionary (resolution + revolutionary)

"Respect everybody but fear nobody" (sports adage)

"Respect existence or expect resistance"

"Respect is earned; honesty is appreciated; trust is gained; loyalty is returned"

"Respect is like a paycheck, if you don’t earn it, you don’t deserve it"

"Respect my existence or expect my resistance"

"Respect your parents -- they passed school without Google"

"Rest in peace, boiling water. You will be mist"

Rest In Power (RIP)

Restaurant Critic

"Restaurant idea: Chicken joint named 'Icarus' Hot Wings'"

Restaurant (Refectory)

Restaurant Row (West 46th Street)

Restaurant Supply District

"Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!"

Restaurant Week ($19.92...$20.12)

"Restaurants always use 'crispy' as opposed to 'fried' to make it sound healthier"

"Restaurants are just gas stations for people"

"Restaurants omit pants in 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' because they serve bottomless brunch"

"Restaurants place drinks on the last page of the menu, but drinks are ordered first"

"Restaurants where they wait on you hand and foot charge you an arm and a leg"

Restaurateuse (female restaurateur)

"Restroom is for eating customers only" (restaurant sign)

"Retail follows rooftops" (real estate adage)

Retail Politics

Retardican (retard + Republican)

Rethuglican or Rethug (Republican + thug)

"Retired: Goodbye tension! Hello pension!"

"Retired is being tired twice"

"Retirement: God's reward for not strangling your boss"

"Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living"

"Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial number"

"Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial situation"

"Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial state"

"Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial status"

"Retirement isn't an age, it's a number"

"Retirement isn't an age, it's an amount of money"

"Retirement isn't an age, it's an income"

"Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did"

Retirement Spending Smile

"Retirement: World's longest coffee break"

"Return of principal is more important than return on principal"

Returnship (return + internship)

Reuben Sandwich (and Rachel Sandwich, Celebrity Sandwiches)

"Reveal better" or "bare it better" (New York Sports Clubs)

"Revealing the Past. Challenging the Future" (Tenement Museum)

"Revenge is served cold. Revenge is sweet. Therefore, revenge is ice cream"

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"

Revenue Enhancement ("tax increase" euphemism)

Reverse Escorting

Reverse Mortgage

Reverse Showrooming

Reverse Town Hall Meeting

Revocouption (revolution + coup)

Revolving Door

"Revolving doors are revolutionary"

Revusical (revue + musical)

Rhinestone Cowboys (Dallas Cowboys replacements nickname)

Rhode Island: Gun Flint (nickname)

Rhode Island: Little Rhody (nickname)

Rhubarb (a heated dispute)

"Rhymes with orange"

Rhythm And Poetry ("rap" backronym)

Rialto (14th Street theater district, pre-Broadway)


"Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs"

"Ribena is a poor man's Vimto"

"Rice cakes are edible styrofoam"

"Rice cakes have no right calling themselves 'cake' at all"

"Rice cakes really satisfy my cravings for styrofoam"

"Rice is basically dinner cereal"

"Rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples"

Rich Boy (sandwich)

Rich Boy (sandwich name variant of "poor boy")

"Rich have money, wealthy have time"

"Rich people ask 'How much?'; broke people ask 'How much per month?'"

"Richard Is Reliable," "Ask Your Neighbor About," "Appliance, Electronics, Computer Giant" (P. C. Ri

Richistan (a place where rich people live)

Richmond County Fair

Rickey (Gin Rickey; Lime Rickey)

"Ride the Rapid" (Staten Island Rapid Transit)

"Ride your own ride" (motorcycle adage)

Ridgite (inhabitant of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn)

Riding Club (cocktail)

"Right down Broadway" (straight and true, said of a baseball pitch)

Right Kind of Guy (RKG)

"Right now in America, it is easier to get an AR-15 than toilet paper"

"Right plant, right place" (landscaping adage)

"Right side of history" ("Wrong side of history")

Right Side of Texas (Beaumont slogan)

"Right Stuff. Low Price. Everyday!" (Academy Sports + Outdoors slogan)

"Right to rise"

Rightard (right + retard)

Rightosphere (right blogosphere)


"Rights are not gifts from government"

"Righty tighty, lefty loosey" (screw/unscrew)

"'Righty tighty, lefty loosey' isn't a statement about females and politics"

Rigulator or Riggulator (rig/rigging + regulator)

Ring of Steel (proposed security measure)

"Ring, relax and wait" (elevator safety procedure)

RINO (Republican In Name Only)


Rip City (Portland nickname)

"Rise and wine" ("Rise & wine")

Rise In Power (RIP)

Rising Apple (New York Mets blog)

Rising Apple (New York Mets blog, 2011-present)

"Risk comes from not knowing what you are doing"

"Risking is better than regretting" ("Risk is better than regret")

"Risotto is Italian porridge"

"Risotto is just dinner porridge"

"Risotto is just savory rice porridge"

"Risotto is like night time porridge with cheese in it"

"Risotto is the most pasta-like rice. Orzo is the most rice-like pasta"


Ritualistic Shame Muzzle (face mask)

River City (Austin nickname)

River City (Evansville, Indiana nickname)

River City (San Antonio nickname)

River-to-River Festival

Riverdalian (inhabitant of Riverdale, Bronx)

Riverside Boulevard

Riveters (National Women's Hockey League team)

Riviera on the Range (Austin nickname)

Roach Coach

Road Apple

Road Pirates (police nickname)

Road Rage

Road Rash

"Road work ahead? Yeah, well I sure hope it does"

Roadhouse (Road House)

Roads, Rates and Rubbish (local government concerns)

"Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet..."

Roaring Forties

"Roast a marshmallow and party s'more"


Rob Roy (cocktail)


Robin Hood Plan (property tax)

Robins (Brooklyn baseball team)


Robosigning (Robosigner)

Robot or -bot (Obamabot or O-bot; Paulbot)

Rochester: Aqueduct City (nickname)

Rochester: Chicken French

Rochester: Flour City (nickname)

Rochester: Flower City (nickname)

Rochester: Garbage Plate (or Dumpster Plate)

Rochester: Rottenchester (nickname)

Rochester: White Hots; Pop Opens

"Rock lobster implies the existence of heavy metal, pop, and easy listening lobster"

"Rock lobster implies the existence of paper lobster and scissors lobster"

"Rock salt implies the existence of country salt and rap salt"

"Rock salt implies the existence of paper salt and scissor salt"

Rock Star Economy

Rock Steady Park or The Goat Courts (Happy Warrior Playground)

Rockapulco (Rockaway Beach)

Rockefailure (Rockefeller family + failure)

Rockefeller Center's Atlas (modeled after Benito Mussolini?)

Rockefeller Republican

Rockefinger or Rockefeller Salute (Nelson Rockefeller's middle finger gesture)

Rocket Sandwich

Rocketeer (postal worker with pneumatic tube)


Rockettes (dance company)

Rocks for Jocks (Geology 101, or an easy college science course)

"Rocky Mountain oysters are the original sack lunch"

"Rode hard and put away wet"


Rodeo Capital of Texas (Mesquite nickname)

"Role players play better at home" (sports adage)

"Roll up the sidewalks at night"

Roll with a Hole (bagel)

Roller Coaster

"Romaine calm. Lettuce carrot on"

Romainetic (romaine lettuce + romantic)

"Roman numerals? Not on my watch"

"Roman numerals to be phased out -- not on my watch"

"Romance is the icing, but love is the cake"

"Romance novels written during COVID?19: 'As she slowly slipped her mask down...'"

Rome: Copper City (nickname)

"Rome declined because it had a Senate; what's going to happen to us with a Senate and a House?"

Rome on the Potomac (Washington, DC nickname)

"Rome wasn't built in a day."/ "I wasn't on that job."



Rompope (Mexican eggnog)

Ronaldus Magnus or Ronaldus Maximus (Ronald Reagan's presidential years)

Rong Aid (Rite Aid nickname)

Roof-to-Table (Rooftop-to-Table)

"Room service? Send up a larger room!"

"Roommates say I steal a kitchen utensil, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take"

Root Beer

Root Beer Float or Ice Cream Float

"Root beer is just barbecue water"

"Root beer is just barbeque water"

"Root beer is just BBQ water"

"Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can't explain that"

"Root beer tastes the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can't explain that"

Rooter (sports enthusiast)

"Rootin' Tootin' Shootin'" ("Rootin' Shootin' Tootin' Man From Texas")

"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel" (1950)

"Ropers and Dopers" (cowboys and hippies)

Roscas (Rosca de Reyes -- Three Kings' Cake or Three Kings' Bread or Kings' Ring)

Roscoe: Trout Town, USA (nickname)

Rose Capital of America (Tyler nickname)

Rose Garden Strategy

"Rosé is the Gatorade of the Hamptons"

"Rose of Washington Square" (1920)

"Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon"

"Roses are red. Bacon is savory. The U.S. tax code is legalized slavery"

"Roses are red, broccoli is green, that is the fattest ass I have ever seen"

"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. I expect nothing, and I'm still let down"

"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. I expected nothing, but you still let me down"

"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down"

"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck down"

"Roses are red. Coffee is black. Poems are hard. Coffee"

"Roses are red. Coffee is black. Poems are hard. Give me my damn coffee"

"Roses are red. Coffee is brown. Poems are hard. Coffee"

"Roses are red. Contagion is plenty. I’m drinking for breakfast, Because fuck 2020"

"Roses are red. Freethinkers are few. If you keep obeying orders you'll have a chip inserted in you"

"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Caffeine"

"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee"

"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I'm bad at poetry. Coffee"

"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I'm not good at poetry. Coffee"

"Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee"

"Roses are red. Pizza sauce is, too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you"

"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not"

"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Zumba does not"

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna drink Margaritas with you"

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna drink tequila with you"

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna eat tacos with you"

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you"

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink tequila with you"

"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to eat tacos with you"

"Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes"

"Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don't blame a Mexican just because you're unemployable"

"Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don't blame Mexicans because you're unemployable"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Coffee is brown"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I own me and you own you"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I really love being on a government watchlist with all of you"

"Roses are red, violets are blue-ish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Mondays are hard. I need coffee"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, taxation is theft, and inflation is, too!"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, taxation is theft, and tariffs are, too"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Taxation is theft. The state's robbing you"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two"

"Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine"

"Roses are red. Wine is delicious. We use paper plates 'cause I hate doing dishes"

Rosh Hashanna Rocket (R or RR subway line)

"Rotate my tires? I rotate them every time I drive!"

Rotatoes (rotate + potatoes; jocular name for curly fries)

Rothschild Moment ("Buy when there's blood in the streets")

Rotten Ronnie's (McDonald's nickname)

Rotten Row (West Broadway)

Rottenchild or Rottenschild (rotten + Rothschild family)

Rottenschild or Rottenchild (rotten + Rothschild family)

Round Rock (summary)

Round Rocker (inhabitant of Round Rock)

Roundagon (Hilton Austin Airport nickname)

"Rousong (pork floss) is basically meat cotton candy"

"Rowing is oarsome"

"Rowing is the only sport that originated as capital punishment"

"Rowing is the only sport you can win sitting on your butt going backwards"

"Rows for the hoes" (weightlifting saying)

Royal Bank of Swindlers (Royal Bank of Scotland or RBS nickname)

Royal Bull Shit (Royal Bank of Scotland or RBS nickname)

RPG Sandwich (roast pork on garlic bread)

Rubber Band Effect

Rubber Chicken

Rubber Chicken Circuit

Rubber Room

Rubbermen or Red Menace

Rubberneck Row

"Rubbing is racing" (auto racing adage)

Rubies of the Pines (New Jersey cranberries)

Rucker basketball tournament ("each one teach one")


"Rule #1: The boss is always right. Rule #2: If the boss is wrong, see Rule #1"

"Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday"

"Rule for life: Never trust anyone who won’t do a tequila shot with you"

"Rule No. 1: Never lose money. Rule No. 2: Never forget Rule No. 1."

"Rule Number 1: Fuck what they think"

Rules of Eighth Avenue (in Manhattan)

Rules of Eighth Avenue (boxing at Madison Square Garden in Manhattan)

Rum Raisin

Rum Rita or Rumrita (cocktail)

"Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots"

"Rump roast is a good example on how to make ends meat"

"Run at spaces, not faces" (tag rugby adage)

Run, Death Is Near (Remdesivir nickname)

"Run fast, turn left" or "Run hard, turn left" (running advice)

Run for the Carnations (Belmont Stakes)

"Run for the Orchids" (Florida Derby)

Run for the Orchids (Louisiana Derby)

Run for the Roses (Kentucky Derby)

"Run? I thought they said rum"

"Run? I thought they said rum"

"Run like it's midnight"

"Run like you stole something"

"Run through a brick wall (for a coach)" (player loyalty)

"Runner's Hi - When joggers wave to each other"

"Runnin' on coffee, wine & Amazon Prime"

Runnin' Scared (Village Voice column)

"Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run"

"Running away from any problem only increases the distance from the solution"

"Running away from your problems is a race you'll never win"

"Running is a mental sport and we are all insane"

"Running is like a drug"

"Running is like coffee, I'm much nicer after I've had one"

"Running is like coffee, I'm much nicer after I've had one"

"Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting"

"Running on coffee and Christmas cheer"

"Running reminds us that even in our weakest moments, we are strong"

"Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments...you are strong"

Runsploring (running + exploring); Runsplorer

Runway Food

Ruppert's Riflemen (New York Yankees nickname)

Ruppert's Rifles (New York Yankees nickname)

Rush Hour

Rushing/Working the Growler

Russian Dressing

Ruthville (Yankee Stadium right field bleachers)