“Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet…” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Folding a fitted sheet is a problem even when one is sober.
“@Paul_Eaton1: Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous…Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet. *nailed it!” was posted on Twitter by Vibeaholic (and another tweeter) on July 11, 2013. The account “@Paul_Eaton1” was suspended from Twitter and the original tweet no longer exists.
The “nailed it!” part is usually dropped. “Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet…” was posted on Twitter by chad cook on May 11, 2014.
Twitter
Vibeaholic
@ThaGurlNxtDoor
“@Paul_Eaton1: Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous…Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.
*nailed it!” 😂😭😂
12:59 PM · Jul 11, 2013
Twitter
Brooke Eischeid
@brookeeis
”@Paul_Eaton1: Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous…Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet. *nailed it!” @meganasandwich lol
1:19 PM · Jul 11, 2013
Twitter
I’m me, who are you?
@ChristinaUSMC
RT @Paul_Eaton1: Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous…Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.
*nailed it!
11:07 PM · Aug 26, 2013
Twitter
ThOm GilmOre® 🦩
@ThOmGilmOre
These local roadside sobriety tests are really getting out of hand… last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.
2:26 PM · Sep 25, 2013
Twitter
Troy Helmrich
@troyhelmrich
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous…Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.
7:11 PM · May 7, 2014
Twitter
chad cook
@chaddercook
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet…
9:28 PM · May 11, 2014
iFunny
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18 feb 2019
ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TESTS ARE GETTING RIDICULOUS. LAST NIGHT I HAD T0 FOLD A FITTED SHEET…
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Nick_Sparkler
8 aug 2022
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet…
iFunny
UncleSamsDickVein
3 mar 2023
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet…
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MACPHOTON
16 May 2023
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet…
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im not right in the head.com added a new photo to the album: NOT RIGHT LAW & ORDER.
May 18, 2023 at 10:31 PM ·
Roadside sobriety tests
are getting ridiculous.
Last night I had to fold
a fitted sheet…
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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