In a stereotypical male-female relationship, a woman makes sandwiches.
“I just changed my Facebook relationship status to: ‘Making my own sandwiches.’ #ForeverAlone” was posted on Twitter by Tyler Church on March 11, 2013. “Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches” was posted on Twitter by Justin Toxicated on May 27, 2013. “Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches” was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor on January 16, 2015.
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Tyler Church
@TylerAChurch
“I just changed my Facebook relationship status to: “Making my own sandwiches.” #ForeverAlone” @Mandaa1022 I’ll make yours if you make mine?
4:26 PM · Mar 11, 2013
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Justin Toxicated
@infamousone96
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
10:46 AM · May 27, 2013
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Nick?!
@NELT_Driver89
Relationship Status: I make my own sandwiches.
1:52 PM · Jun 11, 2013
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Mike Oxlong
@YeahMikeOxlong
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
11:28 AM · Jun 14, 2013
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Boomer Mueller
@Bmuellerz
Genius! ...same.
“@infamousone96: Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.”
11:54 AM · Jul 1, 2013
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
10:00 PM · Jan 16, 2015
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Scott Ford
@GreatScottFord
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
8:27 PM · May 21, 2017
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Chuck - Dominance & Submisson
@Cha51brolll19
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
1:57 PM · Jan 15, 2019
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
8:36 PM · Jul 15, 2023
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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