“Anything I say before coffee cannot be used against me” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Morning rule revisions include anything I say before coffee cannot be held against me and no barking dogs. #pleaseandthankyou” was posted on Twitter by meliseclypse on February 8, 2013. “The things I say before coffee o’ clock will not be used against me in a court of law” was posted on Twitter by Emma Wheatley on December 18, 2013.
   
“Anything I say before coffee cannot be used against me” was posted on the blog MarsEarth on September 26, 2018, and on Twitter by L.Donegan on the same day.
   
   
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meliseclypse
@meliseclypse
Morning rule revisions include anything I say before coffee cannot be held against me and no barking dogs. #pleaseandthankyou
10:06 AM · Feb 8, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
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Emma Wheatley
@rosewheatphoto
The things I say before coffee o’ clock will not be used against me in a court of law.
9:10 AM · Dec 18, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
         
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Benjamin Sheaffer
@BWSheaffer
Nothing I say before coffee can be held against me.
11:25 AM · Nov 14, 2014·Twitter for BlackBerry
   
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Monica R
@Monikarw
Replying to @PuckMyWorld
@PuckMyWorld trash talking at 5:00 am should be interesting, no?? Don’t hold against me anything I say before coffee, please! ;D LOL
10:15 PM · Feb 22, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
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Momfits
@MotherDrool
...what I say before coffee should not be held against me
8:47 AM · Jan 8, 2015·Twitter for BlackBerry
 
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Ann Drinkard
@anndrinkard
What’s up, Bay Area? Just touched down for #SportsSummit18.
(please hold nothing I say before coffee against me in the morning)
3:45 AM · Jun 26, 2018 from California, USA·Twitter for iPhone
     
MarsEarth
Two cents worthy
September 26, 2018 by SpindoctorUSA
by Lawrence J. J. Leonard
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* Anything I say before coffee cannot be used against me.
 
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L.Donegan
@Hellespontghost
Anything I say before coffee cannot be held against me…
8:07 PM · Sep 26, 2018·Mobile Web (M2)
 
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Paul Below
@paulbelow
Anything I say before coffee
Cannot be used against me
10:42 AM · Dec 26, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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Mystic Memories
@memories_mystic
THIS IS A LEGAL NOTICE:
ANYTHING I SAY BEFORE COFFEE
CAN NOT BE USED
AGAINST ME
7:39 AM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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CP Downs
@CherryDowns18
Sign seen in Texas
Anything I say before coffee cannot be used against me
10:22 AM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter for Android