A “drum roll” isn’t a sandwich (such as a “drum” in a “roll”), but there’s a joke:
“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please.”
The joke was posted on Twitter on November 30, 2011, and originated on the Sickipedia website.
Twitter
Roy Cavanagh
@thaizer
Joke de jour RT @daniel_mayhew For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please.
5:04 AM - 30 Nov 2011
Twitter
Giles Meehan
@GilesMeehan
RT @daniel_mayhew: For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please. @manek43509
5:08 AM - 30 Nov 2011
Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll please. http://bit.ly/vCIbg3
6:52 AM - 30 Nov 2011
Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll please. http://bit.ly/uAKpO4 via @sickipedia
8:03 AM - 30 Nov 2011
8 January 2014, Bendigo (Victoria) Advertiser, “Good morning Bendigo!,” pg. ?:
For my next trick I intend to eat a percussion instrument sandwich.
Drum Roll Please!
10 January 2014, The Observer (Gladstone, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 10:
FOR MY next trick I intend to eat a percussion instrument sandwich.
Drum roll please!
Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll please…..
11:13 AM - 24 Apr 2018
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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