A karate riddle is:
Q: How does a vegetable win a fight?
A: With carrot-y.
“Carrot-y” sounds like “karate.” The joke was posted on Twitter by Unlimited Virals on May 23, 2018, and on Twitter by Pete at the same time.
Twitter
Unlimited Virals
@UnlimitedVirals
How does a vegetable win a fight?
With carrot-y
7:14 PM · May 23, 2018·IFTTT
Twitter
Pete
@sevypiet
How does a vegetable win a fight? With carrot-y. Carrot
Good morning!
7:14 PM · May 23, 2018·Facebook
Facebook
Jeff Patterson
May 24, 2018 at 6:16 AM · Myrtle Beach, SC ·
How does a vegetable win a fight?
With carrot-y
Facebook
Jeffrey King
May 24, 2018 at 8:33 AM · Endicott, NY ·
How does a vegetable win a fight?
With carrot-y
Twitter
the_hard_a_way
@DrewHardaway
How does a vegetable win a fight??
With carrot-y.
7:38 PM · Jun 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD November 22, 2020
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
With carrot-y
COMMENTS
halokost
Don’t make me beet you.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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