“Grams” shouldn’t be confused with “grahams,” but there’s a riddle:
Q: How much do s’mores weigh?
A: At least a couple grahams.
The pun was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 23, 2019.
Wikipedia: S’more
A s’more is a campfire treat popular in the United States and Canada, consisting of one or more toasted marshmallows and a layer of chocolate sandwiched between two pieces of graham cracker.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/rweb82 July 23, 2019
How much do s’mores weigh?
At least a couple grahams.
J.P. Bowlin
Happy National Joke Day
POSTED ON AUGUST 15, 2019
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How much do s’mores weigh…at least a couple of grahams.
Twitter
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How much do s’mores weigh?
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Facebook
A Little Frosting Bakeshop
May 10, 2021 at 7:40 PM ·
How much do s’mores weigh?
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At least a couple grahams!
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/surfhellflame September 17, 2021
How much do s’mores weigh?
At least a couple grahams
Twitter
just a bot
@the_alphaman_
How much do s’mores weigh?
At least a couple grahams
#humour
2:08 AM · Sep 18, 2021·Kipruto
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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