A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 26, 2017
“I always pick the checkout aisle with the most attractive cashier. The self-checkout”

Some people look for the checkout with the hottest-looking cashier. “I always pick out the best looking cashier at the market, self check out lane it is” was posted on Twitter on September 11, 2011. “I always choose the line with the hottest cashier. Self-checkout!” was posted on Twitter on September 15, 2011. “I always pick the checkout aisle with the most attractive cashier. Strangely, I usually end up at the self checkout lane” was posted on Twitter on September 20, 2011.

“When checking out at Walmart I always pick the sexiest cashier… I always end up at self checkout” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 27, 2017.


Twitter
Scott Baker‏
@TheBakery199
I always pick out the best looking cashier at the market, self check out lane it is.
10:26 PM - 11 Sep 2011

Twitter
Princessa‏
@Fleur_Bombe
I always choose the line with the hottest cashier. Self-checkout!
11:45 PM - 15 Sep 2011

Twitter
Robstertweets‏
@robstertweets
I always pick the checkout aisle with the most attractive cashier. Strangely, I usually end up at the self checkout lane
9:14 PM - 20 Sep 2011

Twitter
KJ 🌙‏
@kittty_jo
Whenever I’m at the grocery store I always like to go to the sexiest cashier, that’s why I always choose self checkout. #lifemotto
4:04 PM - 3 Oct 2011

Twitter
JC‏
@justinxaz
I always pick the hottest cashier when I go to the store and i always end up at the self-check out lane
10:07 PM - 2 Oct 2013

Twitter
chandler‏
@Chandlerhelm_
I always choose the hottest cashier when I go to the store, good thing they have self check out. 😉
10:21 PM - 22 Feb 2014

Twitter
michael bartosiewicz‏
@LolBarto
I always pick the hottest cashier at the grocery store, that’s why I’m always in the self checkout line.
11:42 AM - 13 Apr 2014

Twitter
Trevor Bigelow‏
@trevtrev0
I always pick the hottest cashier when I buy my groceries… So naturally I do self-checkout.
3:24 AM - 1 May 2014 from Tucson, AZ

Reddit—Funny
I always choose the cutest cashier. (imgur.com)
submitted March 27, 2015 by ithinkiamaps
(The self-checkout is show.—ed.)

Twitter
Hannah‏
@HannahDemel13
When I go to the store I always pick the cutest cashier. That’s why I always do self checkout 💁🏼
12:41 PM - 1 Jun 2015

Twitter
Lou’s special sauce‏
@louspecialsauce
I always pick the best looking cashier at the supermarket, so the self checkout…
6:18 PM - 4 Aug 2015

Reddit—Jokes
When checking out at Walmart I always pick the sexiest cashier…
submitted December 27, 2017 by Miscman612
I always end up at self checkout.
COMMENTS
Asktolearn
When checking out at the grocery store, I always pick the cashier who’s most likely to have sex with me. I always end up at the self check out.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Tuesday, December 26, 2017 • Permalink