“I always wanted to try juggling, but I never had the balls” is a jocular one-liner about juggling. “I’ve always wanted to try juggling..I’ve just never had the balls to do it” was cited on Twitter on September 6, 2011.
“I always wanted to try juggling. I just never had the balls to” is a joke that was published on reddit on March 14, 2016.
Wikipedia: Juggling
Juggling is a physical skill, performed by a juggler, involving the manipulation of objects for recreation, entertainment, art, or sport. The most recognizable form of juggling is toss juggling. Juggling can be the manipulation of one object or many objects at the same time, using one or many hands. Jugglers often refer to the objects they juggle as props. The most common props are balls, clubs, or rings. Some jugglers use more dramatic objects such as knives, fire torches or chainsaws.
Twitter
Brisus christ
@__brisus
I’ve always wanted to try juggling..I’ve just never had the balls to do it. #punny
4:12 PM - 8 Sep 2011
Twitter
Dave
@gneicco
Wanted to try juggling, but didn’t have the balls.
1:39 PM - 13 Oct 2011
Twitter
Someguy Atadesk
@monkey___chin
I wanted to try juggling today. But I just didn’t have the balls to do it.
12:32 PM - 10 Jan 2012
Twitter
Ahliyah M. ❤
@reddxrobbin
I’ve always wanted to try juggling but I just never had the balls to do it -_-
11:10 AM - 10 Aug 2012
reddit
I always wanted to try juggling… (self.Jokes)
submitted March 14, 2016 by NorseOfCourse
I just never had the balls to.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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