“No! For the last time stop asking if I am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid Drunk?” is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The line was posted on Twitter on March 30, 2010.
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Kenny Thrill Bayquen
@Kennethbayquen
No! For the last time stop asking if I’ am drunk. I’ am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk? :D
10:13 PM - 30 Mar 2010
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Hemendra Ramdatt
@hramdatt
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk… I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
7:36 AM - 5 Apr 2010
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9GAG
@9GAGfeeds
No! for d last time stop asking if i’m drunk.. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?!! #jokes #humor http://bit.ly/9yzFdt
10:31 AM - 6 Apr 2010
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Salman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhan
For the last time stop askin me if I’m drunk. I’m not drunk. Who would name their kid drunk?? Hahahahehehe
2:21 PM - 20 Apr 2010
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That Scoop
@ThatScoop
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
10:00 PM - 12 May 2016
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Dad Jokes
@GoodOldDadJokes
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk.
I am not drunk!
Who would name their kid Drunk?
#cincodemayo #dadjokes
12:00 PM - 5 May 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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