“I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping my gas” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas” was posted on Twitter by Eryck Bry on February 18, 2014. “RT @tnylgn // I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas” was posted on Twitter by Putch22 on March 5, 2014. (The original tweet by @tnylgn is no longer available.)
   
“I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to stare off into the distance while I pump my gas” (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on Twitter by Rhyan E. Romaine on April 29, 2014.
   
         
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Eryck Bry
@EryckBry
I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
1:56 PM · Feb 18, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Putch22
@brett_reese
RT @tnylgn // I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
10:29 AM · Mar 5, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
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Kelsey Martin Puglisi 🦝
@kelseypuglisi
“@tnylgn: I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.” #lifegoal
4:57 PM · Mar 7, 2014 from Tallahassee Southwest, FL·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Jordan
@_Jordaank
”@tnylgn: I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.” Forreaal.
9:20 PM · Apr 2, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
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Randy O’Neal
@RandyONeal5
I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want to be able to stare off into the distance while I pump my gas
3:09 PM · Apr 4, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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JuJu
@Shabazz0
I don’t need to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while I pump my gas
4:47 PM · Apr 6, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
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Chris Rochester
@rochesterchris
I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping my gas…
10:41 PM · Apr 14, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Rhyan E. Romaine
@RhyanRomaine
I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to stare off into the distance while I pump my gas.
(This is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
5:46 PM · Apr 29, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
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Doctor Jaime to you 🏹🦌🦃🐗
@Treestand_tweet
I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
8:48 AM · Nov 17, 2019·Twitter for iPad
 
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
5:15 PM · Jun 17, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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im not right in the head.com added a new photo to the album: THE NOT RIGHT TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY.
June 20, 2022 at 9:33 PM ·
I DON’T WANT TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE, I JUST
WANT ENOUGH MONEY TO
BE ABLE TO STARE OFF
INTO THE DISTANCE
WHILE PUMPING MY GAS.