A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 05, 2019
“I was sitting in traffic the other day. It’s probably why I was run over”

Entry in progress—B.P.


Google Books
Two Nuns In A Bath
By Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson
2009
Pg. ?:
I was sitting in traffic the other day, which was probably why I got run over.

Twitter
Andy McComb
@McZomb
I was sitting in traffic the other day.Probably why I got run over.
2:19 PM · Jun 13, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/kodie131 July 6, 2011
Reddit, what are your favorite one-liners from comedians?
COMMENTS
yum_muesli
Milton Jones is one liners.

“I was sitting in traffic the other day… got run over.”

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
I was sitting in traffic the other day, which was probably why I got run over.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ecklcakes August 11, 2013
So I was sitting in traffic the other day…
got run over.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ohvienna November 1, 2016
I was sitting in traffic the other day…
and I got run over.
COMMENTS
DashKnight
Sitting in traffic usually means when you’re in a vehicle waiting to move off
However this joke turns it onto a literal sense of waiting in the middle of a road by yourself without a vehicle.

Twitter
Richard Masoner 🚴‍♂️
@cyclelicious
I was sitting in traffic the other day. It’s probably why I was run over.
11:02 AM · Nov 26, 2018·Cyclelicious

Twitter
Tetsuo
@_XxError404xX_
I was sitting in traffic the other day.  Probably why I got run over.
8:00 AM · Sep 4, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/MrIiams September 5, 2019
I was sitting in traffic the other day
Probably why I was run over.

Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
I was sitting in traffic the other day… Probably why I was run over.
8:51 PM · Sep 5, 2019·IFTTT

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Thursday, September 05, 2019 • Permalink