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Entry from May 28, 2020
“I’m looking for a woman who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”

"I need to find a woman who loves me for my money, but isn’t very good at math” was said by American stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia and printed in The Morning Call (Allentown, PA) on December 13, 2003. The joke implies that the speaker does not have much money.

“‘I want a girl who loves me for my money, but isnt good at math’ #mikebirbiglia” was posted on Twitter by Chance on April 20, 2011. “I’m looking for someone who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math” was posted on Twitter by Collin on June 3, 2011.


Wikipedia: Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia (/bɜːrˈbɪɡliə/; born June 20, 1978) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer and writer. He is a frequent contributor to This American Life and The Moth, and has released several comedy albums and television specials.

13 December 2003, The Morning Call (Allentown, PA), “The Week in Reviews” by Len Righi, pg. D5, col. 3:
For example, Birbiglia, a self-described “Olive Garden Italian,” admitted sheepishly, “I need to find a woman who loves me for my money, but isn’t very good at math,” noting his new girlfriend “isn’t book smart; she’s magazine smart.”

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LeftoverCake.com
@LeftoverCake
I need a chick who loves me for my money but ain’t too good at math.
9:24 PM · Jun 9, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Karl A. Jean-Jeune
@KarlJeanJeune
I’m looking for a women who loves me for my money but isn’t good at math .
7:52 PM · Dec 11, 2010·TweetDeck

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Jimmy JB
@JJB4Change
“@KarlJeanJeune: I’m looking for a women who loves me for my money but isn’t good at math .”<--hilarious!
8:09 PM · Dec 11, 2010·Twitter for iPhone

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Hafis Sayed
@nonstopthinker
I’m looking for a girl who loves me for my money but isn’t good at math
7:32 AM · Dec 13, 2010·Dabr

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@djreivax
I’m looking for a woman who loves me for my money but isn’t good at math.
12:16 AM · Dec 26, 2010·ÜberSocialOrig

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Chance
@LLCoolChance
“I want a girl who loves me for my money, but isnt good at math” #mikebirbiglia
12:19 PM · Apr 20, 2011·Twitter SMS

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Collin
@ThisCollin
I’m looking for someone who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math.
5:53 PM · Jun 3, 2011·TweetDeck

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Jacob Aaron Geller
@JacobAGeller
Jacob “I just need to find a girl who loves me for my money but isn’t very good at math.” - Mike Birbiglia.: “... http://on.fb.me/k7IFYY
12:38 AM · Jun 19, 2011·twitterfeed

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Scott Carpenter
@HeyThisIsScott
I need a woman who loves me for my money, and is also really bad at math. #birbiglia
10:24 PM · Dec 14, 2011 from Jefferson Southwest, KY·Twitter for iPhone

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David
@DefinitiveDave
I need a girl who will love me for my money and is bad at math. - Birbiglia
11:37 PM · Feb 17, 2012·Twitter for Android

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Phil Ernstes™
@PhilErnstes1
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money, but is terrible at math #Birbiglia
8:36 AM · Jul 6, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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George
@EinfachZeit
I need a woman who loves me for my money and who is also not very good at math - Mike Birbiglia
1:35 PM · Aug 20, 2012·Plume for Android

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Ilja Pfaff
@onenonly_ja
I need to find someone who loves me for my money, but isn’t really good at math
10:23 PM · Mar 20, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Phat Broad Art
@phatbroadart
Okay, so… I’m looking for a man who loves me for my money.... but isn’t good at math...♥♥♥
9:27 PM · Dec 16, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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May 29, 2020
I need a girl that loves me for my money
But isn’t good at math

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