A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 29, 2022
“My salads tend to be a bit on the dry side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing”

"Addressing” can sound like “a dressing” and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes.

“Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing” was posted on Twitter by Jake Reynolds on February 24, 2012. “Dry salads are a big problem. It needs addressing” was posted on Twitter by Samuel Wieck on February 15, 2015.

“No matter what I put in my salads, they’re always too dry. It’s a problem that needs addressing” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 23, 2018. “My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the ‘dry’ side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 23, 2022.


Twitter
Jake Reynolds
@JakeReynoldss
Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing..
6:19 PM · Feb 24, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
James Brierley
@jameswbrierley
I have a blank envelope and a dry salad; just a couple of things that need addressing.
12:56 PM · Apr 29, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Tom Williams
@Tom_williams62
Replying to @LucyCahalan
@LucyCahalan dry salad.... It’s a problem that really needs addressing.. #imfuckingjokesbruv
3:37 AM · May 21, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Samuel Wieck
@SWieck
Dry salads are a big problem. It needs addressing.
5:03 AM · Feb 15, 2015·Twitter for Windows Phone

Twitter
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@ShmackHarv
Ima dry salad. nobody addressing me
11:21 PM · Jul 26, 2017·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] February 23, 2018
No matter what I put in my salads, they’re always too dry.
It’s a problem that needs addressing.

Twitter
c0nc0rdance
@c0nc0rdance
Dad Joke of the Day:
My wife makes our salads really dry.  I think it’s a problem that needs addressing.
#DJotD
12:37 PM · Feb 27, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Joe
@joemessin
Replying to @eugenegu
That’s a very dry salad joke and an issue that needs addressing.
😊
5:17 PM · Nov 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Paula Harrington
@oatmeal_and_jif
When giving advice: “-if the salad is dry, it needs addressing.”
-@Mx_Heauxi
9:03 PM · Jan 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/FicklePut3366 January 23, 2022
My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.
11:41 AM · Jan 23, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Tim *The Suspense
@TookeAustin
I’ve always been the “dry” salad type
It’s a problem that needs “addressing”
6:03 PM · Jan 25, 2022·Twitter for Android

LaffGaff
Dry Salads
January 29, 2022 by laffgaff
My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the dry side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, January 29, 2022 • Permalink