“Rice cakes have no right calling themselves ‘cake’ at all” is a jocular line that has been printed on GIFs. “Rice cakes have no right calling themselves ‘cake’ at all. For shame, rice thingies. For fucking shame” was posted on Twitter on August 21, 2013.
“Rice Cakes have no right calling themselves ‘cake.’ I call bullshit”—the usual form of the saying—was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2015.
“Whoever invented the rice cake had a pretty loose concept of ‘cake‘“ is a related saying. “Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless,” “How can you tell if a rice cake is stale?,” “I have a rice cake joke, but it’s tasteless,” “If you put peanut butter on a rice cake you can throw it farther” and “Rice cakes really satisfy my cravings for styrofoam” are other sayings about rice cakes.
Twitter
greg_V
@greg_vee
Rice cakes have no right calling themselves “cake” at all.
For shame, rice thingies.
For fucking shame.
11:34 AM - 21 Aug 2013
Twitter
a human bean
@ReluctantHpstr
”@greg_vee: Rice cakes have no right calling themselves “cake” at all. For shame, rice thingies. For fucking shame.” Rice foamies?
10:20 PM - 7 Oct 2013
Twitter
Heather Carico
@hdscully
Rice Cakes have no right calling themselves “cake.”
I call bullshit.
1:02 PM - 5 May 2015
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
Rice cakes have no right calling themselves “cake” at all…
12:32 PM - 6 Apr 2016
Notegraphy
Rice cakes have no right calling themselves “cake” at all. I call bullshit.
by Madmad
Thursday, May 12th 2016 03:45am
The Keep Calm-O-Matic
Rice cakes have no right calling themselves “cake"at all.
By bonika
September 21, 2016
Sizzle
FACEBOOK MEME
USED TO BE A BASTARD A FACEBOOKCOM RICE CAKES HAVE NO RIGHT CALLING THEMSELVES CAKELL AT ALL I CALL BULLSHIT USED TO BE A BASTARD FACEBOOK COM
FOUND @ 2 LIKES ON 2016-10-05 02:12:48 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
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