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Entry from February 08, 2018
“What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?"/"We are both lawyers!”

A popular lawyer anti-joke has been printed on several images:

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A: We are both lawyers!


The joke was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2010.


Twitter
Michael Parente‏
@parenteswagking
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.
9:36 AM - 20 Nov 2010

Twitter
Terah Williams‏
@terahbytes
What did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
“We are both lawyers.”
10:23 PM - 23 Nov 2010

Twitter
Anti Jokes‏
@anjokes
Q: what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
A: we are both lawyers
3:30 AM - 30 Nov 2010

Twitter
Krist‏
@Krist04Bolds
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? .... We’re both lawyers. HAHA!
9:04 AM - 6 Dec 2010

Twitter
👨🏻‍💻 🧘🏻‍♂️ 🤴🏻Sage 🍃 💨 🐝‏
@KinggSage
i dont get it.. RT @elenaesanu: RT @xkaitlinwashere: “What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?------We’re both lawyers!!!”
~*GlitterArmy*~
8:49 PM - 7 Dec 2010

Twitter
Stephen Crociata‏
@SCrociata
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hey we’re both lawyers.
9:16 PM - 9 Dec 2010

Reddit—Trees
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? (self.trees)
submitted November 7, 2011 by JokerSmokerToker
We’re both lawyers. haha

Reddit—AntiJokes
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? (self.AntiJokes)
submitted April 15, 2012 by tmr567
We are both lawyers.

Reddit—AntiJokes
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? (self.AntiJokes)
submitted December 25, 2012 by PenguinsHavePower
We’re both lawyers.

Hollywood Reporter
Seth Rogen, Jimmy Fallon Perform Kid Jokes as Stand-Up Acts
10:04 PM PDT 5/19/2016 by Jennifer Konerman
The Tonight Show‘s Jimmy Fallon and Seth Rogen returned to their comedy roots on Thursday to perform “Kid Stand-Up.”

Both originally sketch and stand-up performers, Fallon and Rogen took to the stage in their ‘90s stand-up blazers to recite jokes that real kids had written for them. The Neighbors 2 star opened up the set with the first joke: “What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Answer: We’re both lawyers.”

Twitter
dad jokes‏
@dadtellsjokes
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We’re both lawyers!
7:15 PM - 22 Nov 2017

Reddit—AntiJokes
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? (self.AntiJokes)
submitted January 25, 2018 by iPowerful2
Hey, we’re both lawyers

Twitter
dad jokes‏
@dadtellsjokes
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We’re both lawyers!
10:15 PM - 8 Feb 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Thursday, February 08, 2018 • Permalink