Following school shootings (such as the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting in Florida on February 14, 2018), one plan has been to arm teachers. “All for it if the librarians get silencers” was posted on Twitter on February 18, 2018. “Joke from my real life buddy: if we arm all the teachers, will the librarians get silencers? #LibraryLife” was posted on Twitter on February 21, 2018.
“All I ask is if we arm the teachers, the librarians get silencers” was posted on Twitter by Dennis Rooney on February 22, 2018. The tweet was featured on Reddit—Standupshots on February 22, 2018.
Twitter
Dalton ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@chrysalis2112
Replying to @DC330
All for it if the librarians get silencers.
8:06 PM - 18 Feb 2018
Twitter
MisanthropicLibrarian
@BitchLibrarian
Joke from my real life buddy: if we arm all the teachers, will the librarians get silencers? #LibraryLife
10:44 PM - 21 Feb 2018
Twitter
Dennis Rooney
@dennisrooney7
All I ask is if we arm the teachers, the librarians get silencers.
10:04 AM - 22 Feb 2018
Twitter
Drake.
@DrakeWhicker317
If we start giving the teachers guns, do the librarians get silencers?
8:30 PM - 22 Feb 2018
Twitter
Aunt Tony
@InnerHeadPhones
“All I ask is if we arm the teachers, the librarians get silencers” lmao
2:09 AM - 23 Feb 2018
Reddit—Standupshots
This is a study space. (i.redd.it)
submitted February 22, 2018 by ghostdogfacekiller
All I ask is if we arm the teachers, the librarians get silencers
@dennisrooney7
Reddit—Jokes
If We’re Going to Arm the Teachers
submitted February 23, 2018 by DatsFuckedUp
All I ask is that the librarians get silencers
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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