“Parsnip” sounds to some people, perhaps, like “parts snip.” “A parsnip is also the best vegetable for performing dad’s vasectomy” was posted on Twitter on April 27, 2012. “FACT! A vegetable vasectomy is known as a Parsnip” was posted on Twitter on February 17, 2013. “Of course the best vegetable to eat after a vasectomy is a parsnip” was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2014.
“When vegetables get a vasectomy they get the parsnip” was posted on Twitter by Gary Miller on June 12, 2018.
Wikipedia: Parsnip
The parsnip (Pastinaca sativa) is a root vegetable closely related to the carrot and parsley. It is a biennial plant usually grown as an annual. Its long, tuberous root has cream-colored skin and flesh; and left in the ground to mature, it becomes sweeter in flavor after winter frosts.
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Vicky Video
@VickyDuncalf
Replying to @enanram
A parsnip is also the best vegetable for performing dad’s vasectomy. @enanram @benedictfarse
2:39 AM - 27 Apr 2012
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Berty Harry
@BertGoldsmith
FACT! A vegetable vasectomy is known as a Parsnip.
7:00 PM - 17 Feb 2013
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Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!...Dan!!!........DAN!!!
@DanPeroni
Of course the best vegetable to eat after a vasectomy is a parsnip.
12:54 PM - 20 Nov 2014
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Chris Budd
@ovationchris
Q: What is a vasectomy surgeon’s favourite vegetable?
A: A parsnip
3:50 AM - 5 Nov 2015
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(((EU Citizen Jim)))
@tsetse97
Parsnip (n): the distance a root vegetable can travel in the time it takes a surgeon to perform a vasectomy.
11:03 AM - 24 Dec 2015
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Gary Miller
@gazgagsman
When vegetables get a vasectomy they get the parsnip
#tuesdaytitters
3:21 AM - 12 Jun 2018
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