A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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•“Tbh cleaning is better when no one else is home” (4/25)
•Entry in progress—BP23 (4/25)
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Entry from December 07, 2020
“Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?”/“Because he took a leek!”

     
   
Wikipedia: Leek
The leek is a vegetable, a cultivar of Allium ampeloprasum, the broadleaf wild leek. The edible part of the plant is a bundle of leaf sheaths that is sometimes erroneously called a stem or stalk. The genus Allium also contains the onion, garlic, shallot, scallion, chive, and Chinese onion. Three closely related vegetables, elephant garlic, kurrat and Persian leek or tareh, are also cultivars of A. ampeloprasum, although different in their uses as food.
 
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Overheard @ the plant sale: “Honey did you get leeks?” “Yeah I took a leek.” Priceless.
12:54 PM · May 10, 2008·Twitter Web Client