A whip cream riddle is:
Q: Why do cows think that cooks are mean?
A: They whip cream!
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007.
Klosi Jokes
Category: Cow jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip
cream!
#Joke from #CowJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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