A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 20, 2017
“Why don’t pirates need lawyers?"/"They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration.”

A pirate riddle is:

Q: Why don’t pirates need lawyers?
A: They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!


The joke was posted on PirateJokes.net on September 18, 2010, and has been printed on an image.


PirateJokes.net
On September 18, 2010, the grog-addicted Barnacle Barry said:
Q: Why don’t pirates need lawyers?
A: They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!

Twitter
SME’s Wanted‏
@KeyWestVideos
Why don’t pirates need lawyers?  They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
11:44 PM - 17 Apr 2011

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mr. together‏
@mistahtogether
Why don’t pirates need lawyers? They prefer to settle with ARRRRbitration. #piratejoke Ho ho.
12:13 PM - 5 Jun 2011

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Miriam Walters‏
@MiriamWalters
Why don’t pirates need lawyers?  They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration! #internationaltalklikeapirateday
7:54 AM - 19 Sep 2011

Confessions of a Fat Woman
Thursday, April 19, 2012
I’m Writing the End of a Book OR Blogs, We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Blogs!
(...)
I’m going to throw in a pirate joke for the hell of it.  Why don’t pirates need lawyers?  They settle through ARRRRbitration.

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➖Catalyst Law ➖‏
@CatalystLawUK
Why don’t Pirates need lawyers?
Because they prefer to settle through Arrrrrbitration
#TalkLikeAPirateDay
3:56 AM - 19 Sep 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Wednesday, September 20, 2017 • Permalink