A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“We run on coffee and dreams” (6/17)
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Entry from July 07, 2016
“A boomerang walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A boomerang version is:
 
“A boomerang walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!’”
 
“So a boomerang walks into a bar so a boomerang walks into a bar…” was cited on Twitter on June 12, 2011. “A boomerang walks into a bar and the bartender says ‘Ahhh I told you you would be back’” was cited on Twitter on March 26, 2013.
 
“A boomerang walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!’” was posted on Reddit on July 6, 2016.
 
       
Twitter
ONE OF THE GOOD ONES
‏@UNTRESOR
so a boomerang walks into a bar so a boomerang walks into a bar so a boomerang walks into a bar so a boomerang walks into a bar (kill me.)
6:17 AM - 12 Jun 2011
   
Reddit—Jokes
A boomerang walks into a bar.
submitted June 7, 2012 by Floydizzle
Gets thrown out but he came back in again.
 
Twitter
Sir Andy Jay
‏@Andrewsherb1
@TheEllenShow a boomerang walks into a bar and the bartender says “Ahhh I told you you would be back
8:15 AM - 26 Mar 2013
 
Facebook
A boomerang walks into a bar, it got thrown out but it came back in again
(There is a post from March 5, 2015.—ed.)
 
Twitter
Dennis Rimmer
‏@dlr1949
A boomerang walks into a bar and the bartender says"glad to see you have returned” and the ‘rang sez rite back at yah.
6:26 PM - 14 Apr 2015
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
 
Reddit—Jokes
A boomerang walks into a bar…
submitted July 6, 2016 by TapiocaTuesday
Bartender says, “Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!”
 
Twitter 
lakishaavandiver
‏@lakishaavandi8
A boomerang walks into a bar… Bartender says, “Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!” #lmao
6:45 PM - 6 Jul 2016

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