A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 28, 2016
“A duck walks into a bar and says, ‘Put it on my bill’” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A popular joke involves a duck who walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks the duck how he’s going to pay for it. “Just put it on my bill,” the duck replies.
The joke originally involved a duck in a drugstore ordering Chapstick and has been cited in print since at least 1983. The bar joke has been cited in print since at least 1984.
“A file folder walks into a bar, orders a drink and says, ‘Bartender, put it on my tab!’” is a similarly themed joke.
Google News Archive
13 December 1983, Milwaukee (WI) Journal, “Duck fumbled in his pockets, said he’d forgotten his wallet” by ALex Thien, pt. 3, pg. 1, col. 1:
SUSAN SONNEBORN of THiensville said she was shopping in a drugstore when a duck walked in and asked the pharmacist if he sold Chapstick.
“We certainly do, the pharmacist said.”
“Well, I’ll take one,” the duck said.
‘That will be 85 cents,” the pharmacist said.
The duck fumbled in his pockets for a moment.
“I forgot my wallet,” the duck said. “Just put it on my bill.”
27 August 1984, Rockford (IL) Register Star, “Even bad jokes make hit with Newton crowd” by Gail Baruch, pg. 1B, col. 4:
Like the duck who can’t get served at a bar because he has no money. “Oh yeah?” the duck tells the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”
Google Books
Volume 112
Pg. 165:
Duck walks into a drugstore, asks for some Chap Stick. Guy behind the counter says, “That’ll be fifty-nine cents.” Duck says, “Put it on my bill.”
Google Books
Chicago-style Improv-Comedy:
Race and Gender, Rhetoric and Practice

By Amy E. Seham
Ph. D. University of Wisconsin—Madison
Pg. 254:
“185 ducks go into a bar. The bartender says, Tm sorry, we don’t serve ducks here’ and the duck says ‘just put it on my bill.’”
Google Books
Guy Walks Into A Bar…:
501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles and Wisecracks

By Michael Lewis
New York, NY: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, Inc.
Pg. 80:
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. Noticing that he apparently has no pockets and is not holding a wallet, the bartender asks suspiciously, And how do you intend to pay for that? Put it on my bill.
Google Books
The Best ‘A Man Walks Into A Bar’ Jokes
By Billy Brownless
Crows Nest NSW: Allen & Unwin
Pg. 84:
A duck walks into a bar and sits down at the counter. ‘Bartender!’ he says. ‘Let me have a dry martini, just put it on my bill!’
McLean’s Pub
A duck walks into a bar and orders a @gooseisland. The barman says “You’re a duck. How’re you gonna pay?” The duck says “Put it on my bill!”
8:39 PM - 25 Feb 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Sunday, February 28, 2016 • Permalink

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