A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 25, 2020
“A female janitor asked if I’d do some weed with her. I can’t deal with high maintenance women”

The term “high maintenance” usually has nothing to do with janitors, but there are jokes. “The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I’m not into high maintenance women” was posted on Twitter by Nate Frowny Face on January 24, 2013. 
   
“The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no. I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 30, 2018. “The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said no. I can’t deal with high maintenance women” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 27, 2018.
   
“Janitors who work in skyscrapers are high maintenance” is a related “high maintenance” saying.
   
   
Urban Dictionary
high-maintenance
1. Require (ing) a lot of work/attention to maintain.
2. Require (ing) a lot of money or attention to appearance.
3. Require (ing) a high emotional investment or en excessive amount of money.
(...)
NOTE: high-maintenance is primarily used to refer to attractive straight women or a person/people that’s stuck on self.
#appearance#emotion#high maintenance#low maintenance#low-maintenance#women#vanity
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 12, 2006
     
Twitter       
Nate Frowny Face
@NateKofiStruck
The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I’m not into high maintenance women.
11:08 AM · Jan 24, 2013·Twitter for Android
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto July 30, 2018
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.
I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Jul 30, 2018
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke weed.
I said no. I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Ntetris December 27, 2018
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her
I said no. I can’t deal with high maintenance women
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said: “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”
1:08 PM · Dec 27, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said: “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”
1:40 PM · Aug 12, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.
 
Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke weed. I said no. I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
1:22 AM · Feb 25, 2020·PunsByDocAtCDI

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