“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A fish version is:
“A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘What do you want?’ The fish croaks, ‘Water.’”
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. “A goldfish walks into a bar…” is a similar joke that has been cited in print since at least 2006.
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Why ORA is that cool.
A fish walks into a bar, completely skewing all laws of probablility in the universe which, subsequently, implodes.
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A fish walks into a bar and the bartender says:
‘What do you want’?
The fish crocks ‘water’.
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A fish walks into a bar and the bartender says: “What do you want?”
The fish says “...*gasp*...water!”
Man Walks into a Bar:
Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults, and Gut-Busting One-Liners
By Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What do you want?” The fish croaks, “Water.”
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes
By Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd.
A fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What would you like?”
Holding its neck, the fish gasps, “Water.”
A fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”
The fish croaks, “Water!”
2:40 AM - 8 Jan 2016
New York City • Restaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Thursday, January 07, 2016 • Permalink