A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 30, 2020
“A giraffe walks into a bar and the barman says…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…”  is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A giraffe version is:
 
“A giraffe walks into a bar and the barman says, ‘I’m sorry, we don’t serve Heineken here.’”
   
“Heineken” beer sounds like “high necking.” The joke was posted on Twitter by So-called “Barry” on October 26, 2011.
       
“A giraffe walks into a bar and says, ‘High balls on me!’” and “A giraffe walks into a bar. Giraffes aren’t good at playing limbo” are other giraffe versions.
             
       
Twitter
So-called “Barry”
@QuantumPirate
Giraffe walks into a bar, barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve Heineken here.”
6:34 AM · Oct 26, 2011·Plume for Android
   
Twitter
So-called “Barry”
@QuantumPirate
Giraffe walks into a bar, the barman says “Sorry mate, we don’t serve Heineken here.”
5:33 AM · Dec 6, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Short Bloke Josh!
@ShortBlokeJosh
Giraffe walks into a bar.
“Sorry mate”, said the barman, “We don’t serve Heineken here.”
2:46 PM · Dec 6, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
The Poke
January 13, 2012
Joke challenge: x walks into a bar
A giraffe walks into a bar, the barman says “Sorry mate, we don’t serve Heineken here”.
@QuantumPirate
 
Twitter
Citrus Club
@CitrusClubLive
STUPID “WALKS INTO A BAR” JOKES:
A giraffe walks into a bar. “Sorry”, said the barman, “We don’t serve Heineken… http://fb.me/2m39OZJNU
2:03 AM · Jan 6, 2013·Facebook
   
Twitter
So-called “Barry”
@QuantumPirate
A giraffe walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve Heineken here.”
9:12 AM · Jan 9, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
A giraffe walks into a bar and the barman says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve Heineken here”.
6:30 AM · Aug 13, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
A giraffe walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve Heineken here.”
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/walks-bar-jokes/
#WalksIntoABarJokes #Joke #Humour #WalksIntoABar
Walks Into A Bar jokes : Puns And One Liners
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense… A series of puns and one liners on the theme of Walks Into A Bar jokes
punsandoneliners.com
8:00 PM · Apr 29, 2020·Twitter for Advertisers

Posted by Barry Popik
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