A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 28, 2017
“A large dog’s favorite pastry is a Great Danish”

A “Great Dane” is a dog; a “danish” is a pastry. “What do you get when you cross wonderful baking skills and a very large dog? A great danish” was posted on Twitter on July 24, 2013. “Did you guys hear about the big dog who snuck into a bakery and ate a huge cheese-filled pastry? It was a Great Danish” was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2014.
   
“What’s a big dog’s favorite pastry? A great danish” was posted on Twitter on September 25, 2016. “A large dog’s favorite pastry is a Great Danish” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on December 28, 2017.
     
 
Wikipedia: Danish pastry
A Danish pastry or just Danish (especially in American English) is a multilayered, laminated sweet pastry in the viennoiserie tradition. The concept was brought to Denmark by Austrian bakers and has since developed into a Danish specialty. Like other viennoiserie pastries, such as croissants, they are a variant of puff pastry made of laminated yeast-leavened doughs, creating a layered texture.
       
Wikipedia: Great Dane 
The Great Dane is a large German breed of domestic dog known for its giant size. The German name of the breed is Deutsche Dogge, or German Mastiff. The French name is Dogue Allemand.
 
Twitter
Erin Maltby‏
@maltbye
“What do you get when you cross wonderful baking skills and a very large dog? A great danish.” #MorningJokes brought to you by @OhHiNic
9:49 AM - 24 Jul 2013
 
Twitter
Tirosh Schneider‏
@ParkyZezman
Did you guys hear about the big dog who snuck into a bakery and ate a huge cheese-filled pastry?
It was a Great Danish.
#hahahahahahahaha
11:58 AM - 29 Dec 2014
   
Twitter
Pujiono JS™‏
@PujionoJS
What’s a big dog’s favorite pastry? A great danish 🍩 🐶 🍩
9:00 PM - 25 Sep 2016
   
Twitter
Kelsey j‏
@k_alleyway
Google home tells decent dad jokes. “What’s a big dog’s favorite pastry? A great danish”
2:56 PM - 6 Jan 2017
   
Twitter
Andrew V (punnier than the avg 🐻)‏
@ajvasel
what is a very large dog’s favorite pastry? a great danish
2:22 PM - 11 Sep 2017 from Pennsylvania, USA
 
Reddit—Oneliners
A large dog’s favorite pastry is a Great Danish
submitted December 28, 2017 by CopperLink
 
Twitter
JokeFarm‏
@_JokeFarm
A large dog’s favorite pastry is a Great Danish #joke #jokes
4:57 PM - 28 Dec 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, December 28, 2017 • Permalink


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