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Entry from January 10, 2023
“A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax”

Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this.
   
The song “Nectarine” (2001) by Cherokee contains the lyrics, “As sure as a nectarine ain’t nothing but a bald-headed peach, I’ve got a song for each and every one of you.” “Nectarines are just bald peaches” was posted on Twitter by Bad at Peopling on July 2, 2011. “Nectarines are just bald peaches” was posted on Twitter by small bean on June 22, 2011. “A nectarine is just a bald headed peach” was posted on Twitter by Kari on September 12, 2019.
 
“I think that peaches are nectarines during puberty, and after that they’re just rotten and moldy… kind of like a lot of people” was posted on Twitter by Tallin on May 18, 2007. “Is a peach a nectarine after it hits puberty?” was posted on Twitter by Bowen Mendelson on April 5, 2011. “Nectarine (noun) - A peach that has yet to go through puberty” was posted on Twitter by Dante Piras on October 15, 2011. “nectarines are peaches that haven’t gone through puberty yet” was posted on Twitter by Michelle “Medicare For All” McDi🌹🧜🏼‍♀️🍀 on August 5, 2012. “Nectarines are peaches that haven’t hit puberty” was posted on Twitter by iamEddieFurth on August 17, 2012. “So Nectarines are basically Peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet, right?” was posted on Twitter by Matt Kinley on August 25, 2012. “Nectarines are just pre-puberty, peaches” was posted on Reddit—Shittyshowerthoughts on July 15, 2019.
 
”@KuraFire Don’t tell me you’ve fallen for the nectarines aren’t actually shaved peaches conspiracy?” was posted on Twitter by Olly Hodgson on August 29, 2007. “Nectarines are just fucking shaved peaches” was posted on Twitter by G on July 9, 2012. “‘a nectarine is just a shaved peach’ - wise words” was posted on Twitter by Rob Ashdown on September 13, 2012. “Nectarines are just shaved peaches” was posted on Twitter by Greg of the Dead on June 21, 2013. “A nectarine is just a peach that shaved” was posted on Twitter by Gary on July 7, 2014. “‘A nectarine is a shaved peach’ -Rhy” was posted on Twitter by H on June 27, 2016.
 
“nectarine.. means smooth peach” was posted on Twitter by adora ☆彡 on February 16, 2009. “A nectarine is a smooth peach basically” was posted on Twitter by Roo रूही on September 9, 2010. “Nectarines are just smooth peaches. #fb” was posted on Twitter by Rodney Isemann on July 3, 2011. “Quote of the week: ‘A nectarine is just a smooth peach’” was posted on Twitter by Mark Zeller on February 21, 2015. “Nectarines are just smooth peaches” was posted on Twitter by FiveToEight on March 10, 2018.
 
“The real difference between nectarines and peaches is the fuzziness. If it looks fuzzy, it’s a peach” was posted on Tiwtter by Crossing Death on June 12, 2009. “peaches really are just a fuzzy nectarine” was posted on Twitter by •♥•minta•♥• on August 26, 2009. “peaches are just fuzzy nectarines” was posted on Twitter by Mindi Campbell ™ on July 20, 2010. “Peaches are just fuzzy nectarines” was posted on Twitter by Lauren O’Steen on June 29, 2011.
   
“A peach is a suede nectarine” was posted on Twitter by John T******* Myers on August 6, 2009. “Peaches are Suede Nectarines are Leather” was posted on Twitter by OSoOct on May 29, 2011. “peaches are just suede nectarines*” was posted on Twitter by sam sinkes on September 26, 2019. “Peaches are suede nectarines” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on August 19, 2022.
 
“hypothesis: a peach is just a hairy nectarine” was posted on Twitter by Mark Kornblum on August 28, 2009. “Peaches are just hairy nectarines” was posted on Twitter by mi 🌺 on June 7, 2010. “a nectarine is really just a peach with no hair” was posted on Twitter by Summer on August 10, 2010. “A peach is just a hairy nectarine right? Why would anybody want a hairy nectarine? #justsayin” was posted on Twitter by Christian Burns on August 12, 2010. “peaches are just hairy nectarines… #shit” was posted on Twitter by Em on September 13, 2012. “S/o to nectarines for being peaches without body hair” was posted on Twitter by oatmeal enthusiast on August 7, 2013.
 
“Heard tonite: ‘A peach is to a razor shave as a nectarine is to a Brazilian’” was posted on Twitter by Karin McKercher on September 19, 2009. “Nectarines AKA the ‘Brazilian Waxed Peaches’ of the fruit world” was posted on Twitter by Viley Virus on June 24, 2010. “A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian. #fact” was posted on Twitter by Abe on July 13, 2010. “Nectarines are just peaches with a Brazilian wax” was posted on Twitter by Jenny Johnson on May 22, 2011. “A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax” was posted on Twitter by The Heroin Heroine on May 27, 2011.
 
“Or are nectarines just peaches with alopecia?” was posted on Twitter by Larry O’Keefe on July 3, 2011. “Nectarines are just peaches with alopecia” was posted on Twitter by Edgar Allan P(O ω O) on November 14, 2011. “Nectarines are peaches with alopecia. #alopeachia” was posted on Twitter by Charlotte Martin on June 25, 2013. “Nectarines are peaches with alopeachia” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on February 27, 2019.
 
   
Wikipedia: Peach
The peach (Prunus persica) is a deciduous tree first domesticated and cultivated in Zhejiang province of Eastern China. It bears edible juicy fruits with various characteristics, most called peaches and others (the glossy-skinned, non-fuzzy varieties), nectarines.
(...)
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, though they are regarded commercially as different fruits. The skin of nectarines lacks the fuzz (fruit-skin trichomes) that peach skin has; a mutation in a single gene (MYB25) is thought to be responsible for the difference between the two.
             
Genius (lyrics)
Nectarine
Cherokee (R&B)
Track 5 on Soul Parade
“Nectarine” was the first single to appear from Cherokee’s unreleased Soul Parade album. The modern funk track full of non-sequitur lyrics features Andre 3000. A music video for the song was filmed. The song received a promotional single release in 2001 on RCA Records before a shift to Arista Records stalled and eventually shelved the entire project. Per the artist herself, a remix featuring Outkast and Big Gipp was recorded but never commercially released.
Featuring André 3000
Produced by Earthtone III
Release Date August 28, 2001

(...)
[Chorus:]
As sure as a nectarine
Ain’t nothing but a bald-headed peach
I’ve got a song for each
And every one of you
As sure as a nectarine
Ain’t nothing but a bald-headed peach
I’ve got a song for each
And every one of you
   
YouTube 
Cherokee - Nectarine ft. André 3000
CherokeeVEVO
Feb 26, 2014
Music video by Cherokee featuring Andre’ 3000 from OutKast performing Nectarine. (C) 2001 Arista Records, Inc.
   
Twitter
Tallin
@tallin
I think that peaches are nectarines during puberty, and after that they’re just rotten and moldy… kind of like a lot of people.
12:37 AM · May 18, 2007·Twitter SMS
         
Twitter
Olly Hodgson
@OllyHodgson
Replying to @KuraFire
@KuraFire Don’t tell me you’ve fallen for the nectarines aren’t actually shaved peaches conspiracy?
10:31 AM · Aug 29, 2007
 
Twitter
adora ☆彡
@heyitsadora
@knightsky “nectarine.. means smooth peach”
8:37 PM · Feb 16, 2009
 
Twitter
cassie silvia
@cassEsilv
as sure as a nectarine, ain’t nothin but a bald-headed peach, i’ve got a song just for each, and every one of you
6:44 PM · Apr 2, 2009
     
Tiwtter
Crossing Death
@CrossingDeath
Replying to @miluette
@Senshuu The real difference between nectarines and peaches is the fuzziness. If it looks fuzzy, it’s a peach.
11:58 PM · Jun 12, 2009
 
Twitter
DeRonnie Pitts
@DJ2degrees
Nectarines ain’t nothing but bald-head peaches
12:53 AM · Jul 28, 2009
     
Twitter
John T******* Myers
@JohnSonOfBrian
- “A peach is a suede nectarine”.
6:39 AM · Aug 6, 2009
 
Twitter
•♥•minta•♥•
@mintasfotos
@tammyinozz um….peaches really are just a fuzzy nectarine….so in a sense she is right .... =) #BB11
5:44 AM · Aug 26, 2009
   
Twitter
Mark Kornblum
@mkornblum
hypothesis: a peach is just a hairy nectarine.
7:48 PM · Aug 28, 2009
 
Twitter
Karin McKercher
@KarinMcKercher
Heard tonite: “A peach is to a razor shave as a nectarine is to a Brazilian.”
2:06 AM · Sep 19, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
mi 🌺 🇺🇦
@jasinghope
Peaches are just hairy nectarines.
3:32 PM · Jun 7, 2010
 
Twitter
Viley Virus
@hannahsatana
Nectarines AKA the “Brazilian Waxed Peaches” of the fruit world.
9:53 PM · Jun 24, 2010·TwitBird
   
Twitter
Abe
@BougieTomo
A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian. #fact
8:44 PM · Jul 13, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Mindi Campbell ™ 
@mindam0o
peaches are just fuzzy nectarines
1:59 PM · Jul 20, 2010
         
Twitter
Summer
@summah
a nectarine is really just a peach with no hair.
5:31 PM · Aug 10, 2010
 
Twitter
Christian Burns
@christianburns_
A peach is just a hairy nectarine right? Why would anybody want a hairy nectarine? #justsayin
11:26 AM · Aug 12, 2010
 
Twitter
Roo रूही
@roohiamber
Replying to @OlaAki_
@Olathepoet It’s like a peach.l A nectarine is a smooth peach basically LOL right @michaelathepoet
12:10 PM · Sep 9, 2010
 
Twitter
Bowen Mendelson
@Bmende4915
Is a peach a nectarine after it hits puberty?
2:44 PM · Apr 5, 2011 from Santa Monica, CA
 
Twitter   
Jenny Johnson
@JennyJohnsonHi5
Nectarines are just peaches with a Brazilian wax.
8:41 PM · May 22, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
The Heroin Heroine
@Heroin_Heroines
A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax.
3:19 PM · May 27, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
         
Twitter
OSoOct
@OSoOct
Peaches are Suede Nectarines are Leather
9:06 PM · May 29, 2011
 
Twitter
Lauren O’Steen
@O_SteenOfficial
Peaches are just fuzzy nectarines.
10:38 PM · Jun 29, 2011
 
Twitter
Bad at Peopling
@BadAtPeopling
Nectarines are just bald peaches.
1:57 AM · Jul 2, 2011
   
Twitter
Rodney Isemann
@isemann
Peaches are just fuzzy nectarines. #fb
5:59 AM · Jul 3, 2011
   
Twitter
Rodney Isemann
@isemann
Nectarines are just smooth peaches. #fb
5:59 AM · Jul 3, 2011
 
Twitter
Larry O’Keefe
@VelvetCyclone
@smellslikealien Or are nectarines just peaches with alopecia?
6:30 PM · Jul 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client
           
Twitter
Horace Brown
@HoraceBrown
A nectarine : a peach with a Brazilian wax. Delicious.
7:04 PM · Sep 8, 2011
 
Twitter
Dante Piras
@DanteGP
Nectarine (noun) - A peach that has yet to go through puberty. #smed11
2:37 AM · Oct 15, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
Twitter
Edgar Allan P(O ω O)
@edgar_alien_p0e
Nectarines are just peaches with alopecia.
9:16 AM · Nov 14, 2011·Mobile Web
     
Twitter
mrslug
@mrslug
Replying to @jasonsdeli
@jasonsdeli The nectarine is just a smooth peach, according to Wikipedia, which also states that it’s not a combination peach-plum.
5:23 PM · Mar 6, 2012
 
Twitter 
small bean
@MariaAruofor
Nectarines are just bald peaches
4:10 PM · Jun 22, 2012
 
Twitter
Kat de Naoum
@katdenaoum
Are peaches just furry nectarines or are nectarines just peaches with alopecia?
3:09 PM · Jul 5, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
G
@GinaShkeda
Nectarines are just fucking shaved peaches
7:09 PM · Jul 9, 2012
 
Twitter
Michelle “Medicare For All” McDi🌹🧜🏼‍♀️🍀
@MichelleMcDi
“nectarines are peaches that haven’t gone through puberty yet.”
10:20 AM · Aug 5, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
iamEddieFurth
@EddieFurth
Nectarines are peaches that haven’t hit puberty.
5:47 PM · Aug 17, 2012 from Manhattan, NY·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Matt Kinley
@matt_kinley
So Nectarines are basically Peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet, right?
10:49 AM · Aug 25, 2012·TweetCaster for Android
     
Twitter 
Rob Ashdown
@RobLad1985
@willwks “a nectarine is just a shaved peach” - wise words
5:24 AM · Sep 13, 2012
   
Twitter
Em
@EmilySpikex
@Eddrewett peaches are just hairy nectarines… #shit
6:32 PM · Sep 13, 2012
 
Twitter
The Muse
@RummyLauded
A nectarine is just a peach with a really good Brazilian.
2:17 PM · Oct 17, 2012
 
Twitter
Greg of the Dead
@gregaims
Nectarines are just shaved peaches
3:25 PM · Jun 21, 2013
 
Twitter
Charlotte Martin
@CharMarteuse
Nectarines are peaches with alopecia. #alopeachia
9:58 PM · Jun 25, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter   
courtney
@_lilYANKEE
Just referred to nectarines as peaches with alopecia… Because I’m hilarious.
4:46 PM · Jul 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
         
Twitter
oatmeal enthusiast
@Emineminem313
S/o to nectarines for being peaches without body hair
5:11 PM · Aug 7, 2013
 
Twitter
Rachael
@ratchh_
Nectarines are just peaches that suffer from alopecia.
5:27 AM · Aug 24, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Justin Kosman
@justin_kosman_
Fruit quote of the day: “Nectarines are just peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet”
8:58 PM · Aug 26, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Gary
@Gary_Markey
A nectarine is just a peach that shaved.
9:12 AM · Jul 7, 2014
   
Twitter
Stephanie Harrison
@stephaniesusanh
Peaches are just hairy nectarines.
7:01 PM · Nov 5, 2014
 
Twitter
Travis Kemp, Future Podcaster-in-Training
@kemp_travis
Peach (n.) - A nectarine going through puberty. #FallonTonight
11:45 PM · Dec 17, 2014
   
Twitter
Mark Zeller
@markzella
Quote of the week: “A nectarine is just a smooth peach.”
4:11 PM · Feb 21, 2015
 
Twitter
Kick Buttowski
@dudehowbaked
Nectarines are just peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet.
1:05 AM · Jun 1, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter 
jando
@jandough_
Nectarines are just peaches with alopecia.
11:37 PM · Jun 1, 2015
   
Tiwtter
Andrew
@DasAleHaus
Nectarines are just shaved peaches.
2:43 PM · Jul 28, 2015
 
Twitter
Ryan Brasher
@ryanbrasher_
A peach is just a fuzzy nectarine.
10:53 AM · Feb 21, 2016
   
Twitter
H
@HFS013
“A nectarine is a shaved peach”
-Rhy
9:41 AM · Jun 27, 2016
 
Reddit—Puns 
Posted by u/ilikegar October 26, 2016
Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So…
Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?
         
Twitter
Terry Austin
@ielectrons
Rename a fruit with a more appropriate name….  NECTARINE becomes ALOPEACHIA
10:48 AM · Sep 7, 2017 from Killeen, TX·Tweetbot for Mac
   
Twitter
CurmudgeonlyYours
@BobGoble
A nectarine is just a peach that got a Brazilian.
12:08 PM · Oct 9, 2017
 
Twitter
FiveToEight
@5287052
My whole life has been a lie. Nectarines are just smooth peaches
7:51 AM · Mar 10, 2018·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
taehyunglover6969
@gcstigma
a nectarine is just a shaved peach anyway right
9:30 PM · Jun 9, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
GUNNA FREEEEEE
@jawnjorge
a nectarine is a peach with alopecia
11:51 PM · Jul 13, 2018
 
Twitter
Joel Newnham
@newjoel
#FakeFruitFacts peaches are just nectarines that don’t shave
1:22 PM · Jul 22, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
yc
@yc
Nectarines are just peach-flavored apples
11:15 AM · Aug 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Drake Akens
@DrakeQRandom
A peach is just a hairy nectarine.
9:58 PM · Sep 12, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
No. 69 Dad 🐶🏳️‍🌈
@martinidog
Nectarines are just peaches that shave
12:47 PM · Sep 20, 2018·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
TokyoThirteenArts
@DarthXIII
A nectarine is a peach with alopecia…🤔
5:48 PM · Sep 23, 2018
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/shawn615 February 27, 2019
Nectarines are peaches with alopeachia.
   
Twitter
Funwalker @ Splatoon 3
@funambulilst
Replying to @redpandapup
A peach is just a fuzzy nectarine!
Also, I’m super looking forward to making some nectarine butter.
9:43 PM · Mar 20, 2019
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/churniglow April 24, 2019
We think nectarines are bald peaches, but maybe peaches are fuzzy nectarines.
         
Twitter
evie
@evielake_
A nectarine is just a shaved peach
7:02 AM · May 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
🥵
@Mrs_McQueen95
A nectarine is just a peach that got a Brazilian
11:50 PM · Jun 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Shittyshowerthoughts
Posted by u/CommaHorror July 15, 2019
Nectarines are just pre-puberty, peaches.
   
Twitter       
Always Tired
@namkeenaveen
Replying to @allanciaga
peach is a fuzzy nectarine
2:10 PM · Aug 2, 2019
 
Twitter
MFBeMasked
@stamishinc
Nectarines are just peaches that had laser hair removal
6:11 PM · Sep 11, 2019·Twitter for iPad
       
Twitter 
Kari
@K_Sweetss
A nectarine is just a bald headed peach
11:59 AM · Sep 12, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
sam sinkes
@sinkes_s24
Replying to @joanabbx and @JordanRutledge
peaches are just suede nectarines*
5:45 PM · Sep 26, 2019
 
Twitter
Nica Drice
@DivaNica
Peach is just a fuzzy nectarine right?
11:15 AM · Oct 10, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
The Emperor Has No Pixels
@YlfAndy
A nectarine is an example of alopeachia.
6:03 PM · Apr 24, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
gin || RINBA IS THE CUTEST
@xiaotls
a peach is just a nectarine with fuzz on it ..good day.
12:41 AM · Jun 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
ivanajokealot
@ivanajokealot
nectarines are just peaches that full body wax.
11:28 PM · Jul 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
         
Twitter
the brother
@brotherslop
nectarine is just a peach with a brazilian.
6:18 PM · Jul 9, 2020
   
Twitter
kathymarasco🇨🇦
@kathymarasco
Replying to @anylaurie16
Nectarines are just peaches with alopecia
9:42 AM · Aug 12, 2020
 
Twitter
Doc Ricky
@drricky
A peach is just a fuzzy nectarine. I use them interchangeably. I do find peaches oddly easier to pit.
1:54 PM · Aug 18, 2020·Tweetbot for iΟS
 
Twitter
A Man With No Name
@SnottieDrippen
TL sleep? Nectarines are just peaches with Brazilian waxes
11:19 PM · Aug 23, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Molly
@TeamRizzWeirdo
” A peach is just a fuzzy nectarine” - @MoonValjeanHere
” A nectarine is just a peach with hardwood floors” - @jeffburton1057
“Just a bald peach” - @19thTeamRizz
@RizzShowQuotes
@RizzShow
10:44 AM · Sep 15, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/rojofuna October 4, 2020
Nectarines are Brazilian peaches.
COMMENTS
copper_bullet
You mean peaches with a Brazilian 😉
       
Twitter   
43rd State Blues
@43SBdotcom
NECTARINES ARE JUST PEACHES THAT SHAVE OFF THEIR BODY HAIR. VOTE!
1:48 PM · Oct 5, 2020
 
Twitter
Alice Zaslavsky
@aliceinframes
Peaches are just nectarines that forgot to shave.
12:08 AM · Jan 19, 2021·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Krishnanand Kelkar
@KrisKelkar
A peach without fuzz is just a nectarine
12:27 PM · Feb 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Mickey @ Marie Christmas
@11thHarbingussy
nectarines are just smooth peaches
9:44 AM · Mar 12, 2021
 
Twitter
Vinny Thomas
@vinn_ayy
Nectarines are just peaches w western beauty standards.
9:57 PM · May 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
Greig Johnson
@GreigARJohnson
What is a peach but a suede nectarine?
4:36 PM · Jul 2, 2021
 
Twitter
😷MaskedAvenger😷
@BeachBaby63
Nectarines are just pre-pubescent peaches.
#IWillDieOnThisHill #peaches #nectarines
12:46 PM · Jul 4, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
lesbian ramsay
@QDtalksjunk
A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax
12:15 PM · Jul 21, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Cinnamon Apple
@bigmeowth
Someone said a nectarine is just a peach without the fuzz. I said it’s an alopeachia and no one laughed. Pain
6:58 PM · Jul 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Fail
@failselective
Nectarines are just peaches that learned how to use Nair…
5:14 PM · Aug 21, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—News_Food
Posted by u/NewsElfForEnterprise September 8, 2021
Nectarines Are Just Bald Peaches
lifehacker.com/nectar…
   
Twitter
Tim Virnig - Thunderworks Games
@tim_virnig
Nectarines are just bald peaches.  That ends my Ted Talk
1:09 PM · Sep 8, 2021 from Middleton, WI·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Local Celebrity: Charlie Weber
@GloryusFailure
When you think about it a peach is just a nectarine who forgot to shave.
8:35 PM · Feb 6, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Conspiracy
Posted by u/Mr_Fomp March 17, 2022
Nectarines are shaved peaches!!!!
   
Twitter
YourFavoriteAtheist
@IInsaneAtheist
Replying to @missmyla_
A nectarine is just a peach with alopecia. Lol
11:39 PM · Jun 9, 2022
 
Twitter
Tweets and Chimes
@NebuloveHappy
Peaches are nectarines with a 5:00 shadow
9:29 PM · Jun 13, 2022·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
soccahm0mmy
@soccahm0mmy
nectarines and peaches are fraternal twins
8:25 PM · Jun 27, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Bernardo Galaz
@BernardoSPNDR
Replying to
@_Deshaun2001
Peaches are fuzzy and nectarines are not…
#SPNDR
4:14 PM · Jun 29, 2022·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
MFBeMasked
@stamishinc
Peaches are just hairy nectarines
9:36 AM · Jun 30, 2022·Twitter for iPad
     
Twitter
Tri-Fecta™️
@ThurgoodStubbz
A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax
10:35 AM · Jul 15, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter 
Patrick
@NoSwayze
Nectarines are just bald peaches
8:02 PM · Jun 26, 2022
 
Twitter
☆ jess ☆
@bigjuicyboobiez
nectarines are just peaches with alopecia
9:07 AM · Aug 6, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Dennis Gurnick
@dgurnick
I was this old when I learned nectarines are just bald peaches.
5:38 AM · Aug 13, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/eent86 August 19, 2022
Peaches are suede nectarines

Posted by Barry Popik
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