A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 13, 2017
“A teetotaler walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A teetotaler is a person who doesn’t drink alcohol, but there are a few “A teetotaler walks into a bar” jokes.
 
One version, involving any beer that tastes like water, was posted on Twitter on October 29, 2013:
 
“A teetotaler walks into a bar. ‘Can I have a pint of Fosters, please?’”
 
Another version, involving literally walking into a bar, was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 13, 2017:
 
“A teetotaler walks into a bar…  Bartender: See, if you’d been drunk, it wouldn’t have hurt as much.”
   
     
Twitter
Steven Savona‏
@Steven_Savona
Replying to @benpobjie
@benpobjie A teetotaller walks into a bar. Now, there’s a joke!
10:15 AM - 31 May 2011
 
Twitter
Yaba‏
@yabasust
A teetotaler walks into a bar in heaven and orders 72 virgin mojitos
3:39 AM - 12 Oct 2012
 
Twitter
Phil Phillips‏
@PhilPhillips3rd
A teetotaler walks into a bar.
“Can I have a pint of Fosters, please?”
12:34 PM - 29 Oct 2013
 
Reddit—Jokes
A teetotaler walks into a bar…
submitted May 13, 2017 by iwritedoyoucopy
Bartender: See, if you’d been drunk, it wouldn’t have hurt as much.
 
Twitter
Sanjana‏
@poisonaavi
A teetotaler walks into a bar.
Bartender: See, if you’d been drunk, it wouldn’t have hurt as much.
1:34 AM - 13 May 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Saturday, May 13, 2017 • Permalink


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