A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 08, 2016
“A weasel walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…”  is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A weasel version is:
 
“A teenage weasel walks into a bar. Bartender says, ‘You’re too young to drink.’ ‘I’ll have a pop,’ goes the weasel.”
 
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002.
 
   
Wikipedia: Pop Goes the Weasel
“Pop! Goes the Weasel” is an English nursery rhyme and singing game. It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 5249. The jack-in-the-box children’s toy often plays the melody.
   
Free Republic
A weasel walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says “That’ll be 4 bucks, pal.”
 
“4 bucks?” replies the weasel, “kinda expensive.”
 
“Well we also have bottled pop for a buck. What’ll it be?”
 
“Pop”, goes the weasel.
 
author’s note: since this is not even remotely funny, visualize weasel chewing on bartender’s privates
18 posted on 1/18/2002, 12:58:28 PM by Sender
 
Twitter
Chris2Point0
‏@Chris2Point0
Weasel walks into a bar.
Bar tender goes, “What can I get you to drink?”
“PoP” goes the weasel… It’s ALL I got people!
8:22 AM - 26 Aug 2013
     
Just Think of It
A Bad Joke Walks Into a Bar
Posted on April 11, 2015 by David R. Woolley
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A weasel walks into a bar. “You look underage,” says the Bartender. “I can’t serve you alcohol.” “I’ll have a pop,” goes the weasel.
 
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Ron Nicholls
‏@upminster13
A weasel walks into a bar
The barman says “Sorry you look under age, I can’t serve you alcohol.”
“Ok I’ll have a pop,” goes the weasel.
8:31 AM - 8 Sep 2015
 
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John Allan Wilson with Mark Griffiths and 2 others at School of Metaphysics.
February 19, 2016 · Chicago, IL ·
A weasel walks into a bar. “You look underage,” says the Bartender. “I can’t serve you alcohol.” “I’ll have a pop,” goes the weasel.
 
reddit
A weasel walks into a bar
submitted September 7, 2016 by pinwheelpride
And asks for a beer.
The bartender says “we can’t serve alcohol to you.”
“I’ll just take a pop” goes the weasel.
 
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JTCorey
‏@JTCorey3
@chickmcgee1 Weasel walks into a bar, bartender says “You look too young to drink.”  “I’ll have a pop” goes the weasel.
7:02 AM - 7 Sep 2016
 
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Adventure Gonzo
‏@MagicMarkTSW
#CrapJokeThursday A teenage weasel walks into a bar. Bartender says “you’re too young to drink.” “I’ll have a pop” goes the weasel.
7:27 AM - 7 Sep 2016

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