A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 03, 2017
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is an old saying. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit” is a jocular line that has been printed on many images.
 
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!!!” was posted to the newsgroup alt.acting on July 22, 2001. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor’s cute then forget the fruit!” was posted to the newsgroup Lifez on March 12, 2005.
 
“Why are doctors so afraid of apples, anyway?” is another joke on the old adage.
   
   
9 May 1940, St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch, “Cook Coos” by Ted Cook, Everyday Magazine, pg. 1D, col. 1:
I know all about an apple a day,
About how it keeps the doctor away,
But who wants that kind of substitute?
Darn it, I think the doctor is cute.
—Marian Eddings.
     
Google Groups: alt.acting
things Drama Queen might say…
The Starmaker
7/22/01
(...)
**An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!!!**
     
Google Groups: alt.nl.usenet-mutsen
An
Judas!
1/30/03
(...)
*An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor’s cute, screw the fruit*
   
Google Groups: Lifez
Bumper stickers
Hazem
3/12/05
(...)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor’s cute then forget the fruit!
 
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Cool SMS Messages by 😉Risay(:
RISAY.Net
12/1/05
(...)
An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
 
Twitter
steveling
‏@zeank
lahe: btw: if the doctor is cute to hell with the fruit
5:50 PM - 29 Mar 2007
 
Twitter
steveling
‏@zeank
an apple a day keeps the doctor away. if the doctor is cute to hell with the fruit!
7:19 AM - 7 Mar 2008
 
Twitter
Annette LaVine
‏@annette
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit!
1:23 AM - 8 Jun 2008
 
Twitter
Buddha
‏@lama2b
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
6:19 AM - 3 May 2009

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, January 03, 2017 • Permalink


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