A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from April 11, 2018
“Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings”

Celery is frequently eaten with ranch dressing or peanut butter—two very different foods. “Wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut butter…” was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2009. “This celery is nothing without peanut butter or ranch dressing” was posted on Twitter on September 21, 2010. “It’s strange how celery tastes good with peanut butter as well as ranch dressing, individually.  #separatebutequal” was posted on Twitter on March 12, 2013.
 
“Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on April 12, 2018.
               
 
Twitter 
Darren Serhal
@dserhal
wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut butter…
2:21 PM - 7 Jul 2009
 
Twitter
Kevin Dwayne
@TheWorldofKevin
This celery is nothing without peanut butter or ranch dressing.
7:34 PM - 21 Sep 2010
 
Twitter
Rod Shields
@rodshields
Hmmm, celery and peanut butter or celery and ranch dressing? #choices
2:23 PM - 24 Jun 2011
 
Twitter   
Jennifer
@ItsJen
It’s strange how celery tastes good with peanut butter as well as ranch dressing, individually.  #separatebutequal
2:03 AM - 12 Mar 2013
 
Twitter
Tory Almond
@toryalmond
Celery… the perfect delivery tool for peanut butter and ranch dressing. And that’s about it.
8:39 PM - 1 Nov 2013
 
Twitter       
Good Post Doer
@post_presence
dinner - celery sticks, ranch dressing
dessert - celery sticks, peanut butter
1:25 AM - 20 Jan 2014
   
Twitter
George Avdellas
@GAvdellas
If someone gives you celery without peanut butter or ranch dressing, then they hate you
11:40 AM - 4 Feb 2014
 
Twitter   
Jill Sobo
@jill_sobo
Celery without any peanut butter or ranch dressing is depressing
10:03 PM - 13 Nov 2014
 
Twitter
Very Stable Genius
@TheRynski
Celery has 3 and only 3 uses…
1) peanut butter delivery
2) ranch dressing delivery
3) food fight missile
Otherwise, fuck you celery!
7:23 PM - 9 May 2016
 
Twitter
Gene Kendall
@KingConan13
Replying to @JRAM_91
celery is the perfect peanut butter or ranch dressing eating tool though.
7:50 PM - 5 Sep 2016
 
Twitter
keith a maupin
@keith7061
Replying to @CBS19_Tara
Stick to Celery and peanut butter or Celery and ranch dressing
7:00 PM - 27 Jun 2017
 
Twitter
LisMij
@lisamija
Celery & peanut butter ❤️ or ranch dressing
Lauren Reid
@LaurendReid
Nads: Can I have a piece of celery?
Me: Sure!
Nads: *takes bite* Joke.. *puts back on plate* i forgot I don’t like celery.. 😅
11:11 AM - 6 Jun 2017
 
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings
submitted April 12, 2018 by XxoodeexX
COMMENTS
twatness
Also hummus and cream cheese. It’s like an edible spoon.
 
Twitter
I-Am Muslim
@iFEARALLAH
Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings
2:01 PM - 12 Apr 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, April 11, 2018 • Permalink


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