The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, sometimes called “clotshots” because of a tendency to cause blood clots. Taking a vaccine meant taking a chance and entering in a blood clot lottery, dubbed a “clottery.”
“You’ve more chance of winning the lottery than losing the clottery” was posted on Twitter by B12Simon on March 15, 2021. “Good luck! #clottery” was posted on Twitter by Jiminy crockett on March 30, 2021. “national clottery” was posted on Twitter by Brad Reputation on April 3, 2021. “Who’s buying a ticket in the blood clottery?” was posted on Twitter by Rock Harris on April 29, 2021.
Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemic
The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, China. The outbreak was declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern in January 2020 and a pandemic in March 2020.
You’ve more chance of winning the lottery than losing the clottery.
· Mar 15
Of 17m #AstraZenaca Vaccines in the EU 99.9999% caused zero clotting or the chances of a clot is •00003% that’s 1 person in every 425,000 people vaccinated = approximately just over a chance of 2 people in a million. You have a 1 in 700,000 chance of been struck by lightening.
7:28 AM · Mar 15, 2021·Twitter for Android
Replying to @dannytmyers
Good luck! #clottery
2:18 AM · Mar 30, 2021·Twitter Web App
Replying to @declamare and @HugoGye
precisely what i was thinking. they don’t want to create panic by doing it explicitly but they will likely try to avoid giving AZ to people under 40 rather than force them all to take part in the national clottery…
6:55 PM · Apr 3, 2021·Twitter Web App
the vaccine rollout is turning into a clottery. #ClotMorrison
4:07 AM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter for Android
To fight unmotivated panic, DG MEME proposes all #vaccine producers chip in for the game of 2021:
- 1 jab = 1 free Clottery ticket
- if you develop a blood #clot you (or your family) receive 1M€ + a coffee with
CLOTTERY, Supporting Health and Making Wealth!
Johnson & Johnson and 3 others
· Apr 13
BERLIN (AP) — Johnson & Johnson says it’s delaying rollout of its coronavirus vaccine in Europe amid US probe into rare blood clots.
10:39 AM · Apr 13, 2021·Twitter Web App
Replying to @DHSCgovuk and @OxfordVacGroup
National Clottery….not playing anymore…are you? It could be you
4:05 AM · Apr 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Replying to @fionaclark_ and @9NewsAdel
Who’s buying a ticket in the blood clottery?
10:40 PM · Apr 29, 2021·Twitter Web App
2. ...begs the question as to why authorities are happy to keep jabbing away when they KNOW there are risks each time; welcome to the NATIONAL CLOTTERY
Scientists say they have discovered why some jabs cause blood clots
Ellie Peacock (pictured) suffered blood clots after getting a jab. Researchers at Goethe-University of Frankfurt say the problem lies in a common cold virus used so the vaccine can enter the body.
12:47 PM · May 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Someone just referred to the vaccine as : the clottery . Pretty accurate, I would say .
1:25 AM · May 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Got my Astrazeneca dose and a shot at winning the clottery! #abhealth #OpenForSummer #vaccinated #longoddseitherway
4:45 PM · Jun 14, 2021·Twitter Web App
Dr Susan Bailey
last Monday, I entered the #clottery #AstraZeneca
9:53 AM · Jun 17, 2021·Twitter Web App
Replying to @whatuptkhere
Has anyone coined the phrase “AstraZeneca Clottery”?
12:40 AM · Jul 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
#ClotShot Have you bought a ticket for the Clottery?
4:06 PM · Jul 14, 2021·Twitter Web App
When you decide to take the jab you are playing the National Clottery.
9:17 AM · Jul 16, 2021·Twitter for Android
Replying to @nick_the_geek78
And people are still partaking in The National CLOTtery …when will they wake up ?
8:10 AM · Jul 17, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Dirk - locker bleiben
· Jul 18
I won’t be playing.. #clotshot
5:18 AM · Jul 18, 2021·Twitter Web App
Replying to @NHSuk
Unless you win on the national clottery and die #clotshot
8:06 AM · Jul 18, 2021·Twitter Web App
You can get this new design on ANYTHING in the store.
https://shop.spreadshirt.com/HighImpactFlix/win+the+national+clottery-A60f4bdbff1e43a37478bc866?productType=812&sellable=lzznDEn8VLS1YaAL28rY-812-7&appearance=328 Thank you @SulleyTruman for the idea!
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“WIN” THE NATIONAL
7:54 PM · Jul 18, 2021·Twitter Web App
If you’re going to get vaccinated. Remember it’s a National Clottery and it ‘could be you’
1:48 PM · Jul 19, 2021·Twitter for Android
Steve #NoMasks - Refusenik
Life for the vaccinated is now a Clottery.
8:17 AM · Jul 20, 2021·Twitter for Android
So far we have #clotshot #jabcab #jabbatoir and #clottery… What’s next?
2:18 AM · Jul 22, 2021·Twitter Web App
Sarah Plumley BA PGCE
“Have you been vaccinated?”
Oh no, dear, one doesn’t play the National Clottery!
6:19 AM · Jul 22, 2021·Twitter for Android
Tell a story about someone who hopped in a #jabcab to get a #clotshot at the #jabbatoir ... it was a #clottery ... etc
9:19 AM · Jul 22, 2021·Twitter for Android
Things kids are calling the covid vaccine:
- the clot shot
- the Boomer Doomer
The vax centre:
- the National Clottery
- the Jabbattoir
Heard any other good ones?
10:25 AM · Jul 22, 2021·Twitter for Android
Ms Corona Mucus
The National Clottery
10:24 AM · Jul 23, 2021·Piepmatz
LH McBride, artist, poet. Druid.
Just read something about as good as calling the vaccine centers jabbatoirs: The vaccine Clottery; you won’t find out until it hurts you until it does.
1:38 PM · Jul 23, 2021·Twitter Web App
which vein will win the national clottery
3:16 PM · Jul 23, 2021·Twitter for Android
JT Smith 101
The covid “vaccine” roll out, is like playing the “national clottery”
3:51 PM · Jul 23, 2021·Twitter for Android
Evil Genie, Mycroft Novax.
Had covid twas nothing.
You vaxxers have bought YOUR ticket in the International Clottery, I’m not buyin’.
1:05 PM · Jul 25, 2021·Twitter Web App
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