“I have discovered the dark matter that holds life together… it’s called coffee” is a saying that has been printed on many images. A picture of German-born theoretical physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) is usually shown, but he never said this.
     
”‘Dark Matter’ which holds reality together finally identified as coffee” was posted on News Thump (a satirical news site) on October 21, 2016. This was posted on Facebook by News Thump on January 15, 2023, shown printed on a mug.
 
“The ‘dark matter’ which holds the universe together has finally been identified as Coffee” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Call Beyond Duty Coffee on April 25, 2021.
 
“I HAVE DISCOVERED THE DARK MATTER THAT HOLDS LIFE TOGETHER… IT’S CALLED COFFEE” (shown on an image, with German physicist Albert Einstein) was posted on Facebook by Gary Swogger on August 11, 2022. It’s not known who created this image.
   
       
News Thump
‘Dark Matter’ which holds reality together finally identified as coffee
by Davywavy
October 21, 2016
The mysterious ‘dark matter’ which is believed to hold the universe together has been positively identified as coffee, astrophysicists have confirmed.
 
Twitter
NewsThump
@newsthump
NEWS! ‘Dark Matter’ which holds reality together finally identified as coffee http://bit.ly/2esAVef
8:15 AM · Oct 21, 2016
     
Facebook
Colleen Gibson
October 27, 2018 at 8:21 AM ·
“Dark Matter” which holds reality together finally identified as coffee… 😉
     
Facebook
George Hastings
October 3, 2019 at 10:01 AM ·
Breaking news!
Astrophysicists have discovered the composition of the Dark Matter that holds the entire universe together ... it’s COFFEE! 
 
Facebook
Call Beyond Duty Coffee
April 25, 2021 at 7:31 AM ·
I knew it 😅 ☕...
#coffeevibes #coffeelife #coffeeholic
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
The
“dark matter”
which holds the universe
together has finally been
identified as
Coffee.
 
One man’s Funnies
TUESDAY, MAY 18, 2021
Dark matter is coffee
The “dark matter” which holds the universe together has finally been identified as coffee.
(This is also shown on an image by the Call Beyond Duty Coffee Company.—ed.)
   
Facebook
My Funny Coffee World
April 5, 2022 at 5:35 AM ·
The dark matter which holds the universe together has finally been identified as Coffee, which makes me mug-nificent!😁💖☕😋
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Twitter
Velvet Skye™
@VelvetSkye
I have discovered the dark matter that holds life together… it’s called coffee 😘☕️
Happy Monday beautiful people - enjoy your week
8:39 AM · Aug 8, 2022
   
Facebook
Gary Swogger
August 11, 2022 at 8:17 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image, also showing German physicist Albert Einstein.—ed.)
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE
DARK MATTER THAT HOLDS LIFE TOGETHER…
IT’S CALLED COFFEE.
     
Facebook
NewsThump
January 15, 2023 at 7:18 AM ·
Dark Matter headline mug!
Click the image to get yours!
(The following text is shown on a mug.—ed.)
‘DARK MATTER’
WHICH HOLDS
REALITY TOGETHER
FINALLY IDENTIFIED
AS COFFEE
 
Twitter
Lauer Road Radio 🎙️
@lauerroadradio
I have discovered the Dark Matter that holds life together… it’s called COFFEE ☕️
(The following text is shown on an image, also showing German physicist Albert Einstein.—ed.)
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE
DARK MATTER THAT HOLDS LIFE TOGETHER…
IT’S CALLED COFFEE.
10:55 AM · Feb 6, 2023
 
Twitter
Carol M Kik
@carolmkik
I Have Discovered The Dark Matter That Holds Life Together, is Called Coffee. #3 Lodging Next Right, PRISON. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👍😊👋💙
8:29 PM · Mar 13, 2023
     
Facebook
My Funny Coffee World
March 14, 2023 at 5:06 AM ·
The “dark matter” which holds the universe together has finally been identified as coffee!😁💖☕😋
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
(The following text is shown on an image, also showing German physicist Albert Einstein.—ed.)
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE
DARK MATTER THAT HOLDS LIFE TOGETHER…
IT’S CALLED COFFEE.
9:53 AM · Apr 12, 2023