“Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn distance relationship”

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Entry from January 14, 2018

“Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn distance relationship”

“Lawn distance relationship” is a pun on the term “long distance relationship.” “People always said I should have dated the girl next door. I’m glad I didn’t, I could never handle a lawn distance relationship” was posted on Twitter by Sam Walter on September 30, 2014.

“Did you hear about the two houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distance relationship” was posted on Twitter on September 23, 2016. “Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distance relationship” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 19, 2016.

Twitter
Sam Walter‏
@SamWalterShow
People always said I should have dated the girl next door. I’m glad I didn’t, I could never handle a lawn distance relationship. 😏
5:35 PM - 30 Sep 2014

Twitter
Barry Snr‏
@_Barrack__
Did you hear about the two houses that fell in love?
It was a lawn-distance relationship
10:32 PM - 23 Sep 2016

Twitter
Lakshmi Narayanan‏
@_glnarayanan
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love?
It was a lawn-distance relationship
🏠💘🏠
#IamFunny #ThanksToAllo
11:16 AM - 24 Sep 2016

Reddit—Jokes
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love?
submitted October 19, 2016 by ZoroAlwaysLost
It was a lawn-distance relationship

Facebook
TH&VS Joke of the Day
February 22, 2017 ·
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn distance relationship.

Twitter
new year new dad jokes‏
@dadtellsjokes
Did you hear about the houses falling in love ?
It was a lawn-distance relationship.
1:15 PM - 10 Oct 2017

Twitter
PUNS‏
@ThePunnyWorld
Did you hear about the houses falling in love ?
It was a lawn-distance relationship.
11:18 PM - 19 Oct 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the houses falling in love? (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 20, 2017 by winnieismydog
It was a lawn-distance relationship.
COMMENTS
redditaccount314
That’s a-door-able.

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 25, 2017 by 125bench
It was a lawn-distance relationship
COMMENTS
TheManCaveGamer
The grass was greener

Reddit—Jokes
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love?
submitted January 14, 2018 by wackoclown
It was a lawn distance relationship.
COMMENTS
Dominatto
Be sure to wear a condo

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