“My wig shop got broken into last night. I’ve had to replace all the locks” was posted on Twitter by MR SUPERPIDGE on January 28, 2014. The joke is that “locks” can also refer to locks of hair.
“The local wig shop got broken into last night. They’ve had to replace all the locks” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 14, 2021. “Did you hear about the wig shop that got robbed? They’re looking into replacing all the locks” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 29, 2023.
Twitter
MR SUPERPIDGE
@superpidge
My wig shop got broken into last night. I’ve had to replace all the locks
11:23 AM · Jan 28, 2014
Twitter
Oor Blaze fae Skye
@Blazespage
Someone broke the door into my wig shop last night and stole all my stock. Seems like I’ll need to replace all the locks.
6:02 PM · Feb 21, 2014
Twitter
D Bentley-Miller
@DBentleyMiller
In other news: the local wig shop got broken into last night….The owners have had to replace all of the locks!!! (And yes, the Police are combing the area)
4:58 PM · Aug 17, 2019
Twitter
Dave Hill Marketing
@dhillmark
The local wig shop got broken into last night…
They’ve had to replace all the locks!
5:15 AM · Aug 18, 2019
Twitter
Jimmy Ferguson
@JimmyFer1077650
The local wig shop got broken into last night.
The owner had to replace all the locks.
4:38 AM · Jun 1, 2020
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/itsaveryshittyname May 14, 2021
The local wig shop got broken into last night
They’ve had to replace all the locks
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
A crook broke into the wig shop. They have to replace the locks now.
3:24 PM · May 15, 2021
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Tell1tToMy9mm June 29, 2023
Did you hear about the Wig-Shop that got robbed?
They’re looking into replacing all the locks.
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Wig shop was broken into and robbed. They’re looking into replacing all of the locks.
8:44 AM · Jun 30, 2023
LafGaff
Wig Shop Robbery
July 1, 2023 by laffgaff
Did you hear about the wig shop that got robbed?
They’re looking into replacing all the locks.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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