“Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like ‘Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare’” is a coffee joke that was posted on Twitter by Dan Wilbur on May 23, 2021.
Not everyone agrees with the statement. “Drinking coffee because I want to be wide awake for this nightmare” was posted on Twitter by The Drunk Zen Master on August 12, 2022.
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Dan Wilbur
@DanWilbur
Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
5:27 PM · May 23, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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The Drunk Zen Master
@Nite_Colors
Drinking coffee because I want to be wide awake for this nightmare
12:02 AM · Aug 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Suri
@haylsuri
Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like, “yes I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
1:30 PM · Aug 12, 2022·Twitter for Android
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♡𝔸𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕩♡
@LaLaEnchilada
Everyone who drinks coffee in the
morning is psychotic. You know what
reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want
to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
9:26 PM · Aug 13, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Dr.GHAZAL 🦌
@ghazal67
Everyone who drinks coffee in the
morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
#morningcoffee #psychotic
#just_saying
8:08 PM · Aug 16, 2022·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
5:54 AM · Aug 25, 2022·Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
•“Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now” (5/8)
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
•Entry in progress—BP24 (5/8)
•Entry in progress—BP23 (5/8)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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