“For every snowflake that falls, an idiot forgets how to drive” is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.
   
“For every snowflake that falls….someone forgets how to drive” was posted on Twitter by Mary Akers on November 17, 2014. “For every snowflake that falls… A person in Saskatchewan forgets how to drive! #Saskyproblems” was posted on Twitter by Kelsey Carolus on November 22, 2014. “For every snowflake that falls, some asshole forgets how to drive” was posted on Twitter by Turd Magurd on January 29, 2015.
   
“For every snowflake that falls there is an idiot that forgets how to drive” was posted on Twitter by Silverwolf on November 20, 2016. “For every snowflake that falls someone forgets how to drive” was posted on Twitter by Weight Loss Woo on November 21, 2016. “Remember, for every snowflake that falls an idiot forgets how to drive” was posted on Twitter by Aims on November 21, 2016.
   
     
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Mary Akers
@mlakers
For every snowflake that falls….someone forgets how to drive.
3:30 PM · Nov 17, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Kelsey Carolus
@KelseyCarolus
For every snowflake that falls… A person in Saskatchewan forgets how to drive! #Saskyproblems
6:26 PM · Nov 22, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Turd Magurd
@TurdMagurd
For every snowflake that falls, some asshole forgets how to drive.
3:15 PM · Jan 29, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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kel
@aBoyKellen
for every snowflake that falls in Louisville there’s one person who just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ forgets how to drive
9:09 AM · Mar 3, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Silverwolf
@gtwolf
For every snowflake that falls there is an idiot that forgets how to drive
3:18 PM · Nov 20, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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Weight Loss Woo
@TerriRenaud
Be careful on the roads out there today #Toronto - For every snowflake that falls someone forgets how to drive.
7:22 AM · Nov 21, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
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Aims
@Aimee_Cake
Remember, for every snowflake that falls an idiot forgets how to drive #FirstSnow🌨
7:40 AM · Nov 21, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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ParmaJahnz
@Dylan_Jahnz
For every snowflake that falls another person on the road forgets how to drive.
1:41 PM · Dec 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Kara Sanford
@kara_sanford_
“For every snowflake that falls an idiot forgets how to drive”
9:37 PM · Dec 12, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Michael グースラー
@MichaelGossler
Legend has it that for every snowflake that falls one idiot forgets how to drive.
11:24 AM · Jan 31, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
Google Books
For Every Snowflake That Falls an Idiot Forgets How to Drive
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By Bs Adult Humor Journals · 2019
 
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Becca
@Hippie_of_Love
Is it just me, but have you ever noticed that for every snowflake that falls some idiot forgets how to drive?....true story
1:53 PM · Dec 22, 2019·Twitter for iPad
 
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Doug Doerksen
@douggied4
Replying to @KristinRaworth
For every snowflake that falls
An idiot forgets how to drive
4:23 AM · Nov 16, 2021·Twitter for iPad