“Forecast for tonight: alcohol, low standards and poor decisions” is a jocular saying (usually for a Friday or Saturday night) that has been printed on many images.
     
“found a new website: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com: (226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions” was posted on Twitter by EmilyS•BSN•RN ☤ on May 22, 2009. “My Favorite TextsFromLastNight:  ‘Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions’” was posted on Twitter by Sidney M. Stoper on May 22, 2009. “Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions” was included in a book about this website, titled Texts From Last Night: All the Texts No One Remembers Sending (2010) by Lauren Leto and Ben Bator.
   
“New Year’s Eve forecast: Mostly drunk, with a slight chance of passing out” and “Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny” are related sayings.
   
     
Twitter
AJ Reynolds
@AJsaysOK
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions…lol
7:41 PM · May 22, 2009
   
Twitter
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@glenntastic
this sounds fun “(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. “
7:42 PM · May 22, 2009
   
Twitter
Jon Lee
@lejo
Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
8:55 PM · May 22, 2009
   
Twitter
EmilyS•BSN•RN ☤
@emilyyshmemilyy
found a new website: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com: (226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
11:01 PM · May 22, 2009
   
Twitter
Sidney M. Stoper
@sidneystoper
My Favorite TextsFromLastNight:  “Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.”
11:12 PM · May 22, 2009
   
Google Books
Texts From Last Night:
All the Texts No One Remembers Sending
By Lauren Leto and Ben Bator
New York, NY: Gotham Books
2010
Pg. ?:
(BB: MY FAVORITE TEXTS):
(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
     
Twitter
Cory Dolphin
@CoryDolphin
Best gift ever… alcohol, low standards and poor decisions from my sister
@Valhallway #xmas2011 #fb
(An image shows a television weather forecast with the words, “FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: Alcohol, Low Standards and Poor Decisions.”—ed.)
10:31 AM · Dec 25, 2011 from Weston, MA
 
Twitter 
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
11:02 PM · Jul 24, 2013
 
Medium
Tammieramirez
Aug 14, 2019
Tonight’s forecast alcohol with a chance of low standards & poor decisions shirt
   
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28 aug 2021
- FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: Alcohol, Low Standards and Poor Decisions
   
iFunny
priceisright15
1 dec 2022
‘Alcohol Low Standards and Poor Decisions
 
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
Tonight’s forecast…
(“Forecast For Tonight: Alcohol, Low Standards, & Poor Decisions” is shown on a bar sign.—ed.)
2:15 PM · Apr 14, 2023