Bacon sizzles when frying in a pan. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by areal 馃樇 on February 24, 2022:
“haven鈥檛 had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 馃様馃様”
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areal 馃樇
@bbyjemm
haven鈥檛 had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 馃様馃様
9:13 PM 路 Feb 24, 2022
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its me miss shelly g
@shebells80
Haven鈥檛 had sex in so long I鈥檓 frying bacon just to get spat on
6:11 PM 路 Feb 26, 2022
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Nathan Bracken
@NathanBracken95
@KremlinRussia_E Haven鈥檛 had sex in so long I鈥檓 frying bacon just to get spat on
3:39 AM 路 Feb 27, 2022
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Kadin Evans
@KadinEvans1
Haven鈥檛 had sex in so long I鈥檓 frying bacon just to get spat on
7:40 AM 路 Feb 28, 2022
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Jordan Jones
@jordiejones99
I haven鈥檛 sex In so long, im frying bacon just to get spat on
4:19 PM 路 Mar 2, 2022
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Mx. Kayde Austinn
@kcaustinn
haven’t had sex in so long, I’m considering frying bacon just to get spat on
2:45 AM 路 Nov 18, 2022
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Michael Lee Lewis
@MichaelLeeLewi4
Haven鈥檛 had sex in so long I鈥檓 frying bacon just to get spat on
3:23 AM 路 May 15, 2023
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James Houghton
@jameshoughton00
Haven鈥檛 had sex in so long I鈥檓 frying bacon just to get spat on
2:27 PM 路 Jun 28, 2023
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Haven’t had sex in so long, I’m frying bacon just to get spat on.
6:42 PM 路 Jul 31, 2023
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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