To “hit rock bottom” is to go as low as possible. This doesn’t make one an expert in rocks, but there are jokes.
“Hits rock bottom. *adds Geologist to resume” was posted on X/Twitter by Funny Things (and others) on March 17, 2014.
X/Twitter
Funny Things
@FunnyPictures14
Hits rock bottom.
*adds Geologist to resume
4:06 AM 路 Mar 17, 2014
X/Twitter
Jackie Bertollini
@Jberto92
Hits rock bottom.
*adds Geologist to resume*
1:18 PM 路 Mar 17, 2014
X/Twitter
Katharos 馃浉
@Petrie_K
Hits rock bottom
-adds geologist to resume
11:52 PM 路 Mar 17, 2014
X/Twitter
Probably Funny
@probably_funny
Hits rock bottom.
*adds Geologist to resume*
6:53 PM 路 Jul 6, 2014
X/Twitter
Jojo Hill
@kidjojo7
hits rock bottom..
*adds Geologist to resume
5:23 PM 路 Jul 22, 2019
Facebook
Father Nathan Monk
July 18, 2023 at 9:26 PM 路
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Hits rock bottom.
*adds Geologist to
resume
Facebook
Shelley Harris
July 29, 2023 at 12:13 AM 路
Bright side!!
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Hits rock bottom.
*adds Geologist to
resume
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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