A joke comparing the weight of married women and single women was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 24, 2016:
“Why are married women always fatter than single women? Single women come home, see what they have in the fridge and go to bed, while married women come come, see what they have in the bed and go to the fridge. “
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DooleyMTV July 24, 2016
Why are married women always fatter than single women?
Single women come home, see what they have in the fridge and go to bed, while married women come come, see what they have in the bed and go to the fridge.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/semtexmex September 4, 2021
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/YZXFILE December 4, 2021
Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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MY CRAZY WORLD
August 2, 2023 at 9:00 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
How come married
women are heavier
than single women?
A single woman
goes home, sees what’s
in the fridge, and
goes to bed.
A married woman sees
what’s in bed and goes
to the fridge.
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