A commerce riddle is:
Q: How do they figure out the price of hammers?
A: Per pound.
The joke was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on February 24, 2016.
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Terry Johnson
@Natural2Live
How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.Comment On This Pun!
- lol
3:09 AM · Feb 24, 2016
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🌊 ▬ Deivo Ryman ▬
@DeivoRyman
Pun➨ February 24, 2016 - How do they figure…: How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.Comment… http://bit.ly/1QCY9OC
3:09 AM · Feb 24, 2016
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Murphy Slaugh: Gallifreyan Time Dragon/Pun Master
@MurphySlaugh
Pun of the Day: How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
9:26 AM · Mar 24, 2017
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Town Center Hardware
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#jokeoftheday - How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound. 😊
3:05 PM · Dec 17, 2018
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Mark Jabroni ジャブローニ マーク
@MarkJabroni
How do they figure out the price of hammers?
Per pound!
9:30 AM · May 25, 2020
iFunny
illiterate_dadjokes
19 jun 2022
Real email from my father. Email subject was “Groaners from Dad” Can’t make this up. Hope all you delightful weirdos annoy the shit out of someone you love with these.
22. What is a thesaurus’s favorite dessert? Synonym buns. 23. A relief map shows where the restrooms are. 24. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. 25. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
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Indian Hills Community Sign
June 13, 2023 at 2:02 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
THEY FIGURE OUT
THE PRICE OF
HAMMERS
PER POUND
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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