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Entry from January 23, 2023
“How do you survive an Irish vampire?”/“Repel him with Gaelic.”

“Garlic” should not be confused with “Gaelic,” but there are jokes.
“How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic” was posted on Twitter by Kev Murphy on October 19, 2012. “there are no irish vampires because they are afraid of gaelic” was posted on Twitter by Leo & Tiki🐦 on September 25, 2019. “What’s an Irish vampire’s weakness? Gaelic bread” was posted on Twitter by Kai🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦💉 on September 18, 2021.
“What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people? Gaelic Bread” was posted on Reddit—Puns on December 9, 2016. “What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people? Gaelic Bread” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 8, 2017. “What is a Scot’s favourite appetiser? Gaelic bread” was posted on Twitter by Min on April 13, 2020.
“arán is Irish for bread. It’s gaelic bread” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 27, 2019.
“What do you think of my Irish stew?”/“It could use a pinch of Gaelic” is a related joke.
Wikipedia: Garlic bread
Garlic bread (also called garlic toast) consists of bread (usually a baguette or sour dough like a ciabatta), topped with garlic and olive oil or butter and may include additional herbs, such as oregano or chives. It is then either grilled until toasted or baked in a conventional or bread oven.
Wikipedia: Gaelic
Gaelic is an adjective that means “pertaining to the Gaels”. As a noun it refers to the group of languages spoken by the Gaels, or to any one of the languages individually. Gaelic languages are spoken in Ireland, Scotland, the Isle of Man, and Canada.
Wiktionary: arán
m (genitive singular aráin)
1. bread
bone jail for organs for 1000 years
gaelic bread is a fun typo for garlic bread. yep yep yep.
12:15 PM · Sep 19, 2009
Not Very Funny
What does a Scot eat with Pizza? Gaelic bread
2:47 PM · May 30, 2010
Richard Lewis
Q: What starter does Pat always order? A: Gaelic Bread
4:13 AM · Sep 24, 2010
Fiona J Mackenzie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Scottish Gaelic- Bread and cheese for lunch. Aran is caise airson lon. Pron. Arran iss cashuh airsawn lawn.
8:28 AM · Jan 12, 2011
the ‘‘dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson’’ rock
The Irish get Gaelic bread with their pizza.
9:24 PM · Nov 8, 2011
Kev Murphy
How do you survive an Irish vampire?Repel him with Gaelic.
6:51 PM · Oct 19, 2012
Bob Kostic
How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic.
8:09 AM · Oct 20, 2012
Do traditionalists in Ireland, Scotland and the like have Gaelic bread for dinner instead?
5:36 AM · May 13, 2013
Bro Follow
Do Irish people make Gaelic bread to go with their pizza?
1:12 AM · May 27, 2013
Phil Drury
In Scotland is it called Gaelic bread?
6:07 AM · Jul 11, 2013
What do Irish guys eat?
Gaelic Bread…
11:06 AM · Sep 1, 2013
What does an Irish Man get after eating italian food? Gaelic bread.
3:25 PM · Oct 8, 2013
Pete Turner
If you’re eating out at an Italian restaurant in Ireland, do they serve Gaelic bread? #food #conundrum
6:36 AM · Dec 2, 2013
i’m still laughing about “gaelic bread” “what? you want irish bread?”
5:20 AM · Apr 27, 2014
Posted by u/GuillotineGash July 12, 2014
What side dish do Irish-Italians make?
Gaelic Bread
Evan Edinger
What side dish do Irish people order at Italian restaurants?
Gaelic bread
9:56 AM · Jul 13, 2014
Brian Halligan
Nobody ever mentions the powerful garlic bread lobby, but they’re surely the reason Irish soda bread isn’t called Gaelic bread.
7:59 PM · Aug 17, 2014
What do Irishmen eat with their pasta? 
Gaelic Bread
3:05 PM · Oct 17, 2014 from Staten Island, NY
Nathan Leech
What do Leprechauns have with their Pizza?
Gaelic Bread!!
#Lego #AFOL #Badpuns http://instagram.com/p/yZPSNANqJD/
5:31 AM · Jan 28, 2015
Posted by u/KennyTheDownsTigr December 9, 2016
What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?
Gaelic Bread
the sakshees of inisherin
what’s a scottish person’s favourite type of bread?
Gaelic bread
3:42 AM · Jan 25, 2017
zara :(
if you’re irish do you order gaelic bread instead of garlic Bread
5:57 PM · Mar 21, 2017
Posted by u/KennyTheDownsTigr April 8, 2017
What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?
Gaelic Bread
LL Juul J
“who ordered the Gaelic bread?”—me, tossing a violent leprechaun into an oven
6:13 PM · Jun 27, 2017
poetic kate
the irish eat gaelic bread with their spaghetti
2:40 AM · Jul 18, 2017
Lyle D4D
Replying to @Lottie_Lotster
Is gaelic bread another name for soda bread?
3:39 PM · Jul 18, 2018
Ronnie Ogalo Fun Facts 2019
Pizza in Ireland come with a side of Gaelic bread
6:37 AM · Oct 8, 2018
James ThatsSo
Replying to @SleepyJirachi and @SlimyQuagsire
Gaelic bread, bread pertaining to the Gaels
11:59 PM · Jan 6, 2019
If you eat a sandwich in Ireland is it made of Gaelic bread?
6:17 AM · Jan 20, 2019
Kung Fu Panda
What do Scots like with their pizza?
Gaelic bread. #SaturdayMorning
10:38 PM · Feb 22, 2019
★Stu Mäc★
True fact .. in Scotland they have Gaelic Bread and in England we have Garlic Bread.
Mind blown
11:52 AM · Apr 19, 2019 from Glenfield, England
Leo & Tiki🐦
there are no irish vampires because they are afraid of gaelic
5:40 PM · Sep 25, 2019
Posted by u/Unfunny_fearon September 27, 2019
arán is Irish for bread
It’s gaelic bread
Louise parker
New business idea 💡
Starting a garlic bread chain out of Ireland called ‘Gaelic Bread’ 🥖
2:17 PM · Sep 30, 2019 from Austin, TX
What do you get for a starter in restaurants in North-West Scotland?
That’s right, Gaelic Bread.
11:11 AM · Nov 14, 2019
Whimsical Wordsmith
Irish spaghetti is served with a loaf of Gaelic bread.
4:02 AM · Dec 24, 2019
Me: I love lunch.
Lunch: Go raibh maith agat.
Me: Ehm what?!
Lunch: Abair arís é
Me: Ah shit, it’s the Gaelic bread. 😁
I’ll let myself out…
10:27 PM · Mar 14, 2020
Replying to @_itsMinxy
Best translation for it: What is a Scot’s favourite appetiser? Gaelic bread.
2:42 PM · Apr 13, 2020
Andy Budd
Q. What’s the most popular dish in the Glasgow outpost of Pizza Express?
A. Gaelic Bread
9:30 AM · Apr 16, 2020
I interrupt my regularly scheduled lurking for this very important question.
What do you call a Scottish sourdough?
12:49 PM · Apr 26, 2020
Would Irish garlic bread be Gaelic bread?
6:13 PM · Apr 27, 2020
Scottish garlic bread is just Gaelic bread
3:50 PM · Jun 4, 2020
Big Money
On St Patrick’s day olive garden should have unlimited Gaelic Bread
Arent I hilarious? I’m literally handing out gold-tier comedy here for free. You’re welcome.
8:41 PM · Sep 13, 2020
311 Truther
irish people eat gaelic bread
9:10 PM · Dec 12, 2020
Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
I’m Scottish, I have Gaelic Bread with my pizza.
11:21 AM · Mar 30, 2021
Its 1am and my boyfriend just rolled over to tell me a stupid fucking joke
Him: Hey honey, what goes well with Irish pizza?
Him: Gaelic bread
I hate it, it’s so fucking stupid but I can’t NOT laugh
12:54 PM · Jun 23, 2021
Doppio 🦉🦉🦉
garlic bread made by the Irish call that gaelic bread
12:39 PM · Aug 5, 2021
Posted by u/Manette85 August 21, 2021
I accidentally spelled garlic bread wrong and I need help
Help I was about to type garlic bread and I accidentally typed Gaelic bread and now the bread is playing bagpipes pls send help
What’s an Irish vampire’s weakness?
Gaelic bread
2:30 PM · Sep 18, 2021
It me. Or is it?
If garlic bread was invented in Ireland or Scotland, would they have called it “Gaelic bread”?
9:10 PM · Sep 28, 2021
Bobble Bardsley
What do you get with an Irish lasagne?
A side of gaelic bread.
(If any cracker companies are hiring, I’m available for 2022…)
1:57 PM · Dec 22, 2021
Replying to @darcygrl1971
It’s not gaelic bread unless it comes from Ireland. Otherwise, it’s just sparkl-…wait, I misread that. Never mind. Carry on
8:23 AM · Dec 23, 2021
Just had a thought
Garlic bread in the shape of a shamrock
Call it Gaelic Bread
1:36 PM · May 22, 2022
Nicken Drumsticks
In Ireland, your pizza comes with Gaelic bread.
5:20 PM · Dec 14, 2022
Posted by u/Wolfanoz_ January 23, 2023
I thought someone said they wanted Gaelic bread so I served bread heavily drunk in an accent.

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