“How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?”/“Attorney-kit.”

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Entry from September 27, 2018

“How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?”/“Attorney-kit.”

“A tourniquet” sounds a bit like “attorney kit.” “This incompetent lawyer’s case is bleeding out! get attorney kit” was posted on Twitter by “𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔼𝕘𝕘 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕖” on August 27, 2012.

A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on September 27, 2018:

Q: How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?
A: Attorney-kit.

Twitter
𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔼𝕘𝕘 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕖 ☭
@doTheNugs420pls
this incompetent lawyer’s case is bleeding out! get attorney kit
8:40 PM - 27 Aug 2012

Twitter
Curtis Wenis
@CurtisWenis
Michael Cohen is such a bad lawyer he needs attorney kit to stop the bleeding!!!!!11!11!1
7:00 AM - 10 Apr 2018

Reddit—Dad Jokes
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding? (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 27, 2018 by mrdoolit
Attorney-kit.

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding? Attorney-kit.
3:34 PM - 27 Sep 2018

Twitter
Louisiana ⚜️ Boy
@FlyAir4
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?
Attorney-kit
5:24 PM - 27 Sep 2018 from Lafayette, LA

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