“A choir” sounds like the word “acquire.” A joke was posted on Twitter by Terry F on February 27, 2018:
 
ME: How much to buy a singing ensemble?
PRODUCER: You mean a choir?
ME: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
 
   
Twitter 
Luke
@biddster
“Daddy, what’s acquire?”
It’s when you obtain, buy something.
“it doesn’t involve singers?”
Oh, you mean a choir. Stupid English language.
6:59 AM - 24 May 2013
 
Twitter
Terry F
@daemonic3
ME: How much to buy a singing ensemble?
PRODUCER: You mean a choir?
ME: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
4:41 PM - 27 Feb 2018
   
Twitter     
Jac Higgins
@Vette73
A blond and a brunette:
Blond: I’m having a party. You know where I can obtain a large ensemble of singers?
Brunette: You mean a choir?
Blond: Fine. You know where I can acquire a large ensemble of singers?
6:26 PM - 3 Mar 2018
 
Twitter
Mike Sisto
@SistoMike
CLUB OWNER: How much to buy a singing ensemble?
AGENT: You mean a choir?
CLUB OWNER: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
12:48 PM - 4 Mar 2018
 
Reddit—Jokes
“How much to buy a singing ensemble?”
submitted March 14, 2018 by SirHarry
PRODUCER: You mean a choir?
“Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?”
COMMENTS
Oh_Pun_Says_Me
Well at least you triad.
 
Reddit—Jokes
“How much to buy a singing ensemble?”
submitted March 17, 2017 by tampared
PRODUCER: You mean a choir?
“Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?”
COMMENTS
diveboydive
That joke should meet with a chorus of approval from joke aficionados.