“How to dress for cold weather: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed” is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least November 20, 2014, and is of uncertain authorship.
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David
@davidf_01
How to dress for cold weather: 1) Take your pants off 2) Get back into bed 😴
7:44 PM · Nov 20, 2014
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Sadie
@sjohnston181
“@DownSouthPrep: how to dress for cold weather
1. take your pants off
2. get back into bed”
2:13 PM · Nov 21, 2014
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Jordan LeBron
@jawdennnxo
How to dress for cold weather: 1. Take your pants off. 2. Go back to bed.
5:19 PM · Nov 21, 2014
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Jessie
@JessieeNoel2016
“@abbymedlock: how to dress for cold weather
1. take ur pants off
2. get back in bed”
10:53 PM · Nov 25, 2014 from North Carolina, USA
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December 21, 2016 at 8:59 PM ·
Submitted by Bob Kane
(THe following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
HOW TO DRESS
FOR COLD WEATHER:
1. take your pants off
2. get back into bed
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James Bacon
@JamesABacon
How to dress for cold weather:
1. Take your pants off
2. Get back into bed
8:21 AM · Dec 9, 2019
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SABE
@sabien03
How to dress for cold weather☃️
1. Take your pants off
2. Get back into bed
1:36 AM · Dec 19, 2019
iFunny
bdtndt_2019
24 mar 2020
HOW TO DRESS FOR COLD WEATHER: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed
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Rikki Brest
@RikkiBrest
How to dress for cold weather:
Step 1: Take your pants off.
Step 2: Get back into bed.
#toocold #icant #frozen #popsicle #freezing #whereissummer #bed #snuggles #cuddleweather #hotchocolate https://instagram.com/p/CEEAqz8nstW/?igshid=z6pr48oqw81p
3:33 AM · Aug 19, 2020
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MiracleLaughedWithEtta3_2020
28 nov 2021
HOW TO DRESS FOR COLD WEATHER: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed
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ForeverImmature™
@OINKimmaPIG
HOW TO DRESS FOR COLD WEATHER
1- take your pants off
2- get back into bed
1:41 PM · Dec 2, 2021
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
HOW TO DRESS FOR COLD WEATHER:
1. take your pants off
2. get back into bed
7:38 PM · Feb 7, 2022
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vicks21m
5 jan 2024
HOW TO DRESS FOR COLD WEATHER: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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