A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 07, 2021
“I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said, ‘How about walking through the room naked?’”

Amazon Alexa is a virtual assistant AI technology developed by Amazon. A joke involves “turn on” (to excite) and “turn off” (the opposite).
   
“I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said, I don’t know, have you tried walking through the room naked?” was posted on Twitter by salty dog on January 18, 2019. “I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said, ‘I don’t know, have you tried walking through the room naked?’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 20, 2019. “I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said: ‘Try walking around the house naked’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 29, 2019.
     
“I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She told me to start talking about my fantasy football team” was posted on Twitter by Brad Williams on September 30, 2019.
   
 
Wikipedia: Amazon Alexa
Amazon Alexa, also known simply as Alexa, is a virtual assistant AI technology developed by Amazon, first used in the Amazon Echo smart speaker and the Amazon Dot, Amazon Studio and Amazon Tap speakers developed by Amazon Lab126. It is capable of voice interaction, music playback, making to-do lists, setting alarms, streaming podcasts, playing audiobooks, and providing weather, traffic, sports, and other real-time information, such as news. Alexa can also control several smart devices using itself as a home automation system.
       
Twitter
salty dog
@doggiedogthedog
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said, I don’t know, have you tried walking through the room naked?
8:22 AM · Jan 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Quentin Quarantino
@GonzoWKSM
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said, “I don’t know, have you tried walking through the room naked?”
10:21 AM · Feb 22, 2019·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/rumblefish65 April 20, 2019
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.
She said, “I don’t know, have you tried walking through the room naked?”
     
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.
She said: “How about walking through the room naked?”
7:49 AM · Apr 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DHSDirector August 29, 2019
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.
She said: “Try walking around the house naked.”
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.
She said: “How about walking through the room naked?”
5:12 AM · Aug 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Brad Williams
@funnybrad
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She told me to start talking about my fantasy football team
12:23 PM · Sep 30, 2019·Facebook
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Chad949 February 28, 2021
Husband: How do you turn Alexa off?
Wife: Walk around naked.
 
Twitter
pauline
@ms__pauline
Husband: “How do I turn Alexa off?”
Wife: “Have you tried walking around the room naked?”
7:19 PM · Jun 4, 2021·Twitter for Android

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