A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 07, 2023
“I asked my wife to act like a ‘naughty school girl.’ She forged a note from her mother…”

“My husband asked me to act like a ‘naughty school girl’ for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don’t have to participate” is a sex joke that was posted on Twitter by Crystal Moon on April 2, 2012.
   
Sometimes the husband tells the joke, instead of the wife. “Asked my wife to act like a ‘naughty school girl’ for me so she forged a note from her mother saying she doesn’t have to participate” was posted on Twitter by Weekday Eats on April 2, 2012. “I asked my wife to act like a ‘naughty school girl’. She forged a note from her mother saying she didn’t have to participate” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on August 26, 2015.
   
 
Twitter   
Crystal Moon
@CrystalMoonable
My husband asked me to act like a “naughty school girl” for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don’t have to participate.
2:20 PM · Apr 2, 2012
   
Twitter
Weekday Eats
@weekdayeats
Asked my wife to act like a “naughty school girl” for me so she forged a note from her mother saying she doesn’t have to participate.
6:15 PM · Apr 2, 2012
   
Twitter
Sami Michell
@samimichell1
my boyfriend asked me to act like a"naughty school girl” for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don’t have to participate
10:39 PM · Apr 2, 2012
   
Twitter
David Holman
@HolmanTravel
I asked my girlfriend to act like a naughty school girl for me.  She forged a note from her mother saying she didn’t have to participate.
12:27 AM · Apr 3, 2012
   
Twitter
Mark Summers
@markysumm
I asked my wife to play the part of a naughty school girl last night so she forged a letter from her mum saying she doesnt have to take part
10:44 AM · Apr 4, 2012
   
Twitter
Mrs Lewis
@HEATHERCLEET
RT @sickipediabot: My husband asked me to act like a “naughty school girl” for him so I forged a note from my ... http://m.tmi.me/nT3ro
1:48 PM · Apr 4, 2012
   
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VegasChick
@VegasGalMare
My hubs asked me to act like a ‘naughty school girl’ in bed, so I forged him a note from my mom saying I don’t have to participate.
10:14 AM · Jul 31, 2015
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I asked my wife to act like a “naughty school girl”.
She forged a note from her mother saying she didn’t have to participate.
6:03 PM · Aug 26, 2015
   
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I asked my wife to act like a “naughty school girl”.
She forged a note from her mother saying she didn’t have to participate.
2:51 PM · Oct 28, 2015
   
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I asked my wife to act like a “naughty school girl”.
She forged a note from her mother saying she didn’t have to participate.
2:28 PM · Jan 23, 2017
   
Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
To spice up our sex life I asked my wife to act like a naughty school girl…
She forged a note from her mum saying she didn’t have to participate!
1:06 PM · Oct 11, 2021
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I asked my wife to act like a “Naughty school girl”
She forged a note from her mother saying she didn’t have to participate.
6:03 PM · May 7, 2023

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